Big Stopper Loc: London

The maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Gloria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Gloria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Gloria: "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Gloria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Gloria: "Jor hozban did"
Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did did he???"
Gloria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
Wife: ... really boiling now and through gritted teeth. "And did my husband say that as well?"
Gloria: "No Señora...... The gardener did."

Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England

LOL.

Bobgood1 Loc: Indianapolis, IN

Ooops, Be careful what you ask for.

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

give her the raise

BboH Loc: s of 2/21, Ellicott City, MD

mlbmc

Wabbit Loc: Arizona Desert

Looks like the maid also gets paid health insurance now too doc

Duane D. Loc: Kalkaska, Michigan

Got to love it. lol A raise, bonus, paid Ins. less work and whatever else she wants, she has a pretty heavy hammer.

Duane D.

Pepsiman Loc: New York City

Send me that maid... :lol: LOL. :lol:

Jackinthebox Loc: travel the world

oops, the maid comes with the gardener. ha ha hi hi ho ho