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Apr 21, 2013 10:14:12   #
winterrose Loc: Kyneton, Victoria, Australia
 
pounder35 wrote:
To change the subject, what is the vehicle in your avatar?


It's a TVR Chimaera....

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Apr 21, 2013 10:20:30   #
wonkytripod Loc: Peterborough UK
 
pounder35 wrote:
They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing and spasmodic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. History shows that this species mostly receives food stamps and full government care. Unfortunately most are highly fertile.
They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” cr... (show quote)


WE have them over here in the UK as well but they seem to have shorter T-shirts and have to show the waistband of their boxers for extra effect. :wink: :thumbup:

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Apr 21, 2013 10:23:08   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 
:thumbup:

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Apr 21, 2013 10:27:14   #
lovesphotos Loc: Colorado and Arizona
 
BigBear wrote:
I wonder what they evolved from ....


The problem is, they didn't evolve. While everything around them were evolving, they stayed in a semi-primitive primate form.

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Apr 21, 2013 10:38:25   #
donrosshill Loc: Delaware & Florida
 
Pounder 35, I think you may have discovered a new Alien species.
As I understand it they come from outer space with the intent of taking over our Earth by sucking all of the money out of us Tax payers. It may take longer than they expected because they really do not want to work for anything.

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Apr 21, 2013 10:45:56   #
twitcher32 Loc: North Carolina/Costa Rica
 
don't get nasty, Pounder

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Apr 21, 2013 11:12:35   #
pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"
 
winterrose wrote:
It's a TVR Chimaera....


I had never heard of it. Just Googled it. Really cool car. I want one. :lol:

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Apr 21, 2013 11:21:47   #
amyinsparta Loc: White county, TN
 
gphotography wrote:
This unbelievable! Your comments of associating how clothing is worn,to there intelligence. First of all, it is not true! And second, I thought people on here were better than this. People fear what is different then them. God made people different for a reason, and he loves them all. Instead of doing God's job of judging people, try to get to know them. I know several people that are worth millions of dollars that like to sag there pants. So to say they all live off the government just makes you sound ignorant! You should be ashamed of yourself!
This unbelievable! Your comments of associating ho... (show quote)


The one thing that makes people feel better about themselves is putting others down, no matter that they know nothing of them. So instead of trying to help, all they do is sow more and more hate. They are blind to the one cosmic law that manifests itself each and every minute of every day-you reap what you sow. Sow love and get love. Sew hate and you get hate. Demeaning people, feeling superior, doing to others what you would never do to yourself, laughing at other's sorrow, wishing people dead, calling for war, all these things manifest into what is the norm in our world today. Those who engage in this on a daily basis will reject this, but that won't keep it from manifesting. And the saddest thing is that they actually think that fighting hate with hate accomplishes what they want to happen. If that were the case, we would have had paradise eons ago, wouldn't we?

Only LOVE accomplishes.

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Apr 21, 2013 11:31:10   #
RichardSM Loc: Back in Texas
 
BigBear wrote:
I wonder what they evolved from ....


Human to Ape

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Apr 21, 2013 11:39:57   #
UP-2-IT Loc: RED STICK, LA
 
pounder35 wrote:
They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing and spasmodic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. History shows that this species mostly receives food stamps and full government care. Unfortunately most are highly fertile.
They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” cr... (show quote)


You certainly hit tthe nail on the head there.

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Apr 21, 2013 12:22:50   #
TrainNut Loc: Ridin' the rails
 
We have too much fun here. 8-)

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Apr 21, 2013 12:23:40   #
BigBear Loc: Northern CT
 
TrainNut wrote:
We have too much fun here. 8-)


That's why we keep coming back. :P

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Apr 21, 2013 12:26:56   #
Shutter Bugger
 
Professor Hogarth had a modified theory of Charles Darwins
epiphany "Evolution". He needed a man to have sex with a primate to prove it though, so he phoned a sheep station
in New Zealand. He spoke to a foreman and asked if he knew
anyone who would have sex with an orangutan for $600.
The foreman told him young Arthur would be pleased to do
it but $600 is a lot of money; could he pay in installments. Tha prof had a bit of a chuckle up his sleeve but said "thats fine".

What we see in pounders post is the result of the Professors
experiment. Darwins "missing link".

His mother
His mother...

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Apr 21, 2013 12:27:48   #
pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"
 
BigBear wrote:
That's why we keep coming back. :P


BigBear I left you in charge for a few hours and you completely ran the fool off. You need to work on your people skills. :lol: :thumbup: I think you know the thread I'm referring to.

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Apr 21, 2013 12:34:48   #
BigBear Loc: Northern CT
 
pounder35 wrote:
BigBear I left you in charge for a few hours and you completely ran the fool off. You need to work on your people skills. :lol: :thumbup: I think you know the thread I'm referring to.


Well .... I couldn't help it. I showed him how much of a fool he is and he couldn't stand himself. hehhehee

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