joke
Mar 25, 2013 11:31:29 #
Wonderful..Thanks for all your comments, most of them are funnier than the joke..LOL.
Mar 25, 2013 11:40:50 #
Sweet Willie
Loc: Texas
No viagra for me! Doctor said it was a waste of money to put a new flagpole
on a condemned building.
Sweet Willie
on a condemned building.
Sweet Willie
Mar 25, 2013 11:43:40 #
Mar 25, 2013 13:01:06 #
Things MFG's don't realize, since they mentioned the dreaded 4 hour rule that has become the secret prayer of over half the users!
Mar 25, 2013 16:55:13 #
tom hughes
Loc: Phila Pa
Doddy wrote:
I told my best friend that I was having problems in the bedroom, being a doctor he prescribed me Viagra.
how the hell is that going to assemble my new wardrobe?
how the hell is that going to assemble my new wardrobe?
take one every night before I go to sleep. Keeps me from rolling out of bed & hurting myself.
Mar 25, 2013 17:17:27 #
Mar 25, 2013 19:24:29 #
Went to see my dad at the Care home and he told me that they were giving him Viagra. I didn't believe it. So when I passed the front desk to go home I inquired if it were true. They told me that it wasn't for sex with the elderly ladies, but rather to keep him and the other elderly men from rolling out of bed at night.
Mar 25, 2013 19:25:43 #
Mar 25, 2013 19:41:25 #
One old chap told me told me he only took a quarter tablet, when I asked how that helped him, he replied " Its just strong enough to stop me dribbling on my slippers after a wee!!"
Mar 26, 2013 00:13:45 #
tom hughes
Loc: Phila Pa
Doddy wrote:
One old chap told me told me he only took a quarter tablet, when I asked how that helped him, he replied " Its just strong enough to stop me dribbling on my slippers after a wee!!"
when you take it you have to swallow it immediately or you'll wind up with a stiff neck.
Mar 26, 2013 02:20:35 #
Doddy wrote:
I told my best friend that I was having problems in the bedroom, being a doctor he prescribed me Viagra.
how the hell is that going to assemble my new wardrobe?
how the hell is that going to assemble my new wardrobe?
"attach side B to panel 2 at 90 degree angle with provided fastener while supporting side A with pecker"
I quoted that from the assembly instructions; apparently your doctor has assembled this model wardrobe also.
Mar 26, 2013 06:01:28 #
Mar 28, 2013 08:02:59 #
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