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Irish joke of the day
Mar 20, 2013 13:02:39 #
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husbands libido.
What about trying Viagra? asked the doctor.
Not a chance, she said. He wont even take an aspirin.
Not a problem, replied the doctor. Give him an Irish Viagra. Its when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He wont even taste it, give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.
It wasnt a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! Twas horrid! Just terrible, doctor!
Really? What happened? asked the doctor
Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!
Why so terrible? asked the doctor, Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasnt good?
Freakin jaysus, twas the best sex Ive had in 25 years! But sure as Im sittin here, Ill never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.
What about trying Viagra? asked the doctor.
Not a chance, she said. He wont even take an aspirin.
Not a problem, replied the doctor. Give him an Irish Viagra. Its when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He wont even taste it, give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.
It wasnt a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! Twas horrid! Just terrible, doctor!
Really? What happened? asked the doctor
Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!
Why so terrible? asked the doctor, Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasnt good?
Freakin jaysus, twas the best sex Ive had in 25 years! But sure as Im sittin here, Ill never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.
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pipesgt wrote:
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physici... (show quote)
Hey Doc ..... ha,ha,ha,ha
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Mar 21, 2013 10:16:20 #
pipesgt wrote:
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physici... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Didn't see that one coming and I can't stop laughing!
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It works really well in tea or coffee, and it keeps your biscuits hard when dunking.
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Mar 21, 2013 13:07:41 #
taffthetooth wrote:
It works really well in tea or coffee, and it keeps your biscuits hard when dunking.
You have to make sure it dissolves fully. If it doesn't, it might get stuck in your throat and give you a stiff neck.
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