Your favorite vice
Feb 25, 2013 11:18:53 #
a RECORD number 45, great for gripping wood. Sorry.....couldnt resist.
Feb 25, 2013 12:46:46 #
home brewer wrote:
fast cares and beautiful woman:
I have one of each: a 1970 jaguar e-type coupe and a lovely wife.
I have one of each: a 1970 jaguar e-type coupe and a lovely wife.
I got it now. I have always enjoyed meeting other Jag owners online. Here is my 1974 XKE V12. Do you have a picture of yours?
Feb 25, 2013 12:50:08 #
Feb 25, 2013 13:42:15 #
not recent and not even sure i have digital photo of it. right now it is stripped and getting read to paint
Feb 25, 2013 16:09:09 #
Feb 25, 2013 16:29:05 #
WIKI defines Vice as:
Vice is a practice or a behavior or habit considered [by whom?] immoral, depraved, or degrading
Therefore, I have none. But I have a short list of really fun, enjoyable and eyebrow-raising things I tend to do a on a most regular basis... :-)
Vice is a practice or a behavior or habit considered [by whom?] immoral, depraved, or degrading
Therefore, I have none. But I have a short list of really fun, enjoyable and eyebrow-raising things I tend to do a on a most regular basis... :-)
Feb 25, 2013 16:37:28 #
I number these among my favorites:
Dear Ms Smith:
> Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
> commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be
> forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against
> him are listed below and are documented by our video
> surveillance cameras.
>
> 1. February 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
> people's carts when they weren't looking.
>
> 2. March 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-
> minute intervals.
>
> 3. March 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
> voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."
>
> 4. Aprit 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of
> M&M's on layaway.
>
> 5. April 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
>
> 6. May 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
> shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and
> blankets from the bedding department.
>
> 7. June 24: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
> crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
>
> 8. July 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
> mirror while he picked his nose.
>
> 9. July 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
> the clerk where the antidepressants were.
>
> 10. August 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly
> humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
>
> 11. August 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna
> look" by using different sizes of funnels.
>
> 12. August 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
> through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
>
> 13. August 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
> assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES
> AGAIN!"
>
> And last, but not least ...
>
> 14. August 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
> awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in
> here!"
>
> Regards,
>
> Walmart Management
>
>
Dear Ms Smith:
> Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
> commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be
> forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against
> him are listed below and are documented by our video
> surveillance cameras.
>
> 1. February 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
> people's carts when they weren't looking.
>
> 2. March 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-
> minute intervals.
>
> 3. March 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
> voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."
>
> 4. Aprit 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of
> M&M's on layaway.
>
> 5. April 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
>
> 6. May 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
> shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and
> blankets from the bedding department.
>
> 7. June 24: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
> crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
>
> 8. July 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
> mirror while he picked his nose.
>
> 9. July 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
> the clerk where the antidepressants were.
>
> 10. August 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly
> humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
>
> 11. August 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna
> look" by using different sizes of funnels.
>
> 12. August 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
> through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
>
> 13. August 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
> assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES
> AGAIN!"
>
> And last, but not least ...
>
> 14. August 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
> awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in
> here!"
>
> Regards,
>
> Walmart Management
>
>
Feb 25, 2013 16:43:07 #
Ron K. wrote:
I number these among my favorites: br br Dear Ms ... (show quote)
LOL People are so testy these days. Whats wrong with a little fun in walmart!!!!
Nice job by the way.
Feb 25, 2013 17:28:16 #
Good food,good booze,photography and motorcycling.With some firearm and archery time with friends.
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Feb 25, 2013 21:23:35 #
ozdude wrote:
Here is mine. :D
Was that pix from an old WCTU brochure?
Feb 25, 2013 22:57:31 #
viscountdriver wrote:
Since when has sex been a vice?
When it was put together with a Lady of the Night.
Feb 25, 2013 23:02:38 #
My wife would say that I am her favorite vice!! Due the long list of mine I plead the 5th
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