A Manitoulin Island Indian picks up a hooker off the streets of Sudbury .
'How much you charge for hour, sister?' he asks.
'$100,' she replies.
He says 'You do Indian style?'
'No' she says.
'I pay you $200 do it Indian style'
'No', she says, not knowing what Indian style is.
'I pay you $300'
'No', she says.
'I pay you $400'
'No', she says.
So finally he says,
'OK, I pay you $1,000 to do it Indian style..'
She thinks,
'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every
part of the world. How bad could Indian Style be?'
So she agrees and has sex with him.They do it in
every kind of way and in every possible position.
Finally, after several hours, they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,
'Hey, I was expecting something perverted and
disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is 'Indian style?'
The Indian replies 'You send bill to Government.'
DOOK
Loc: Maclean, Australia
Ripper Rita, that's a good one.
Never saw that coming. Thanks
Sarge69
Geezer
Loc: Capreol, Ontario, Canada
I take it he was Idle No More??? Good one!!
Shakey
Loc: Traveling again to Norway and other places.
Oh! A good one. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :shock:
Wish I had thought of that one. :thumbup: :thumbup:
PhotoNoob wrote:
A Manitoulin Island Indian picks up a hooker off the streets of Sudbury .
'How much you charge for hour, sister?' he asks.
'$100,' she replies.
He says 'You do Indian style?'
'No' she says.
'I pay you $200 do it Indian style'
'No', she says, not knowing what Indian style is.
'I pay you $300'
'No', she says.
'I pay you $400'
'No', she says.
So finally he says,
'OK, I pay you $1,000 to do it Indian style..'
She thinks,
'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every
part of the world. How bad could Indian Style be?'
So she agrees and has sex with him.They do it in
every kind of way and in every possible position.
Finally, after several hours, they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,
'Hey, I was expecting something perverted and
disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is 'Indian style?'
The Indian replies 'You send bill to Government.'
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Hey there Penhold--Red Deer here and you got that EXACTLY right!!
Geezer wrote:
I take it he was Idle No More??? Good one!!
Ya know when I first heard the phrase "Idle No More"-- I thought they were going to go and get jobs and pay taxes. Silly me.
Geezer
Loc: Capreol, Ontario, Canada
wuzfuzzab wrote:
Geezer wrote:
I take it he was Idle No More??? Good one!!
Ya know when I first heard the phrase "Idle No More"-- I thought they were going to go and get jobs and pay taxes. Silly me.
Now that's funnier than the original joke !!
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