Grandpa
Jan 30, 2013 13:23:18 #
Grandpa was taking care of his 11 year old granddaughter. He was having a hot cup of coffee as they were watching TV. The commentator mentioned that it was presidents day.
Grandpa asked the child "did you know that today is presidents day?"
She answered "yes grandpa."
She is so smart, so he asked her what did presidents day mean to her, thinking she would talk about Washington, or Jefferson.
She looked at grandpa and said, "Presidents day is when president Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow on the ground, it means we are going to have 4 more years of bull shit...."
Hot coffee really hurts as it spurts out of your nose....
Grandpa asked the child "did you know that today is presidents day?"
She answered "yes grandpa."
She is so smart, so he asked her what did presidents day mean to her, thinking she would talk about Washington, or Jefferson.
She looked at grandpa and said, "Presidents day is when president Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow on the ground, it means we are going to have 4 more years of bull shit...."
Hot coffee really hurts as it spurts out of your nose....
Jan 30, 2013 15:08:18 #
Jan 30, 2013 15:11:28 #
Treepusher wrote:
I like it! LOL!!!
I split my sides laughing...
Rich
Jan 30, 2013 15:12:01 #
Jan 30, 2013 16:30:34 #
Rich2236 wrote:
Grandpa was taking care of his 11 year old grandda... (show quote)
Out of the mouths of babes and oh so true!!
Jan 30, 2013 18:35:11 #
Jan 31, 2013 05:39:22 #
I am an Aussie Rich, and even I Pissed myself Laughing, And as for the 4 Years of Bullshit, hasn't it allready started ???
Jan 31, 2013 08:27:13 #
Rich2236 wrote:
Grandpa was taking care of his 11 year old grandda... (show quote)
Rich2236, I may sue you for pulled muscles. I didn't see that coming. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jan 31, 2013 10:08:44 #
Jan 31, 2013 11:40:51 #
workhorse wrote:
quote=Rich2236 Grandpa was taking care of his 11 ... (show quote)
when i first read it, my sides were hurting for a couple of days.
Rich
Jan 31, 2013 12:04:33 #
COI Jack
Loc: Missouri
Here are a couple more.
They said, " A black man for president? When pigs fly!" And a hundred days into his first administration, swine flu.
Obama is a redneck word. Heard a guy use it in a sentense the other day. "I changed the spark plugs in my pickup obama self!"
They said, " A black man for president? When pigs fly!" And a hundred days into his first administration, swine flu.
Obama is a redneck word. Heard a guy use it in a sentense the other day. "I changed the spark plugs in my pickup obama self!"
Jan 31, 2013 12:42:15 #
COI Jack wrote:
Here are a couple more.
They said, " A black man for president? When pigs fly!" And a hundred days into his first administration, swine flu.
Obama is a redneck word. Heard a guy use it in a sentense the other day. "I changed the spark plugs in my pickup obama self!"
They said, " A black man for president? When pigs fly!" And a hundred days into his first administration, swine flu.
Obama is a redneck word. Heard a guy use it in a sentense the other day. "I changed the spark plugs in my pickup obama self!"
LOL jack. Tooooo much.
Rich
Jan 31, 2013 13:28:01 #
Jan 31, 2013 15:06:32 #
Jan 31, 2013 17:38:13 #
Wabbit
Loc: Arizona Desert
Rich2236 wrote:
Grandpa was taking care of his 11 year old grandda... (show quote)
Hey Doc ..... ha,ha,ha,ha,
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