Little Suzy
Mar 11, 2024 15:43:36 #
Dad was putting little Suzy to bed.
Suzy knelt by her bed and said: Goodnight mommy, goodnight daddy, goodnight grandma, and goodbye grandpa.
The next day, grandpa died suddenly.
About a month later the dad again overheard little Suzy: Goodnight mommy, goodnight daddy, and goodbye grandma.
Early the next morning, grandma died in her sleep.
A few weeks later, the dad heard Suzy again: Goodnight mommy, and goodbye daddy.
Dad did not get a wink of sleep that night. He left for work early, drove very carefully and well below the speed limit, stayed in his office all day, cancelled all his appointments and set his phone to voicemail. He stayed at work until very late, thinking if he could get past midnight he would be okay.
Finally, he staggered home at 1 am. The wife said, what happened to you. You look terrible. He said I know, I’ve had an awful day.
Before he could go on, his wife interrupted: You will never believe what happened to me today. This morning the milkman dropped dead on our doorstep.
Suzy knelt by her bed and said: Goodnight mommy, goodnight daddy, goodnight grandma, and goodbye grandpa.
The next day, grandpa died suddenly.
About a month later the dad again overheard little Suzy: Goodnight mommy, goodnight daddy, and goodbye grandma.
Early the next morning, grandma died in her sleep.
A few weeks later, the dad heard Suzy again: Goodnight mommy, and goodbye daddy.
Dad did not get a wink of sleep that night. He left for work early, drove very carefully and well below the speed limit, stayed in his office all day, cancelled all his appointments and set his phone to voicemail. He stayed at work until very late, thinking if he could get past midnight he would be okay.
Finally, he staggered home at 1 am. The wife said, what happened to you. You look terrible. He said I know, I’ve had an awful day.
Before he could go on, his wife interrupted: You will never believe what happened to me today. This morning the milkman dropped dead on our doorstep.
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Reminds e of the elderly couple who had been married for many years. They had four sons. The youngest had a noticeably different physical appearance. The husband having been aware of the difference for several years, asked, "Tell me truthfully, who is the father of our youngest son?"
The wife with only slight hesitation said, "You are!"
The wife with only slight hesitation said, "You are!"
Mar 17, 2024 11:33:29 #
StanMac
Loc: Tennessee
PhotogHobbyist wrote:
Reminds e of the elderly couple who had been married for many years. They had four sons. The youngest had a noticeably different physical appearance. The husband having been aware of the difference for several years, asked, "Tell me truthfully, who is the father of our youngest son?"
The wife with only slight hesitation said, "You are!"
The wife with only slight hesitation said, "You are!"
Reminds me of Moms Mabley - she told that joke better than anybody!
Stan
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