pendennis wrote:
And grand juries indict ham sandwiches. Who runs grand juries????
It's the system we have. Interesting response.
Which American jurist said "a grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted"?
This is actually an interesting question. It’s usually credited to Sol Wachtler, who was Chief Judge of the New York State Court of Appeals at the time. (Note that this is the highest court in NY State. For some reason, we have a “Supreme Court”, but it’s farther down in the pecking order. Go figure.) He said it in a 1985 interview with Marcia Kramer of the New York Daily News shortly after he’d been appointed Chief Judge and he said it in the context of arguing that the New York state grand jury system needed to be reformed because prosecutors were too good at manipulating the grand juries.
But there’s more: Barry Popik[1] tracked the phrase back farther. Wachtler appears to honestly believe it was original with him, though it’s certainly possible he heard it somewhere and it simply didn’t strongly register.
There’s a story in the Rochester (NY) Democrat and Chronicle from September 1979 with this quote:
‘The district attorney could get the grand jury to indict a ham sandwich if he wanted to,' one Rochester defense lawyer said.
And further back, Popik quotes a column by Jack Anderson in the Washington Post in 1982:
"In his Brooklyn domain, he (Thomas Puccio -- ed.) stands guard like St. Peter at the gates of justice. He decrees whom his grand juries shall indict. 'I could,' he boasted in front of witness, 'indict a ham sandwich.'"
Puccio was the head of the Justice Department's Organized Crime Strike Force for the Eastern District; he led the prosecution of the ABSCAM scandal, which many people believed was illegal entrapment.
So it’s fascinating to see the quote used in three contexts: first, a prosecutor boasting of it, then a defense attorney objecting to it, then finally a judge using it to argue for reform. All, perhaps coincidentally, New Yorkers.
It’s right up there with “you can’t yell ‘fire’ in a crowded theater” on the list of things that lead people to completely misunderstand how the law works.