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Jun 26, 2023 16:58:09   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
Going the e-mail rounds.

While I was in Chicago, I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church. So, I decided to go there and check them out in person.

As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church? He laid his hands on my shoulder and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today." I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today." Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me. After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold they were right...

My car was gone.

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Jun 26, 2023 17:04:32   #
letmedance Loc: Walnut, Ca.
 
bcheary wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.

While I was in Chicago, I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church. So, I decided to go there and check them out in person.

As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church? He laid his hands on my shoulder and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today." I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today." Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me. After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold they were right...

My car was gone.
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Jun 26, 2023 17:43:28   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
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Jun 26, 2023 17:56:56   #
mr spock Loc: Fairfield CT
 
And so was your wallet!

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Jun 26, 2023 17:58:23   #
PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place
 


Don

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Jun 26, 2023 18:38:41   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
mr spock wrote:
And so was your wallet!



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Jun 26, 2023 18:38:52   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
PAR4DCR wrote:


Don



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kpmac Loc: Ragley, La
 
Careful. You'll get banned.

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Jun 26, 2023 18:42:24   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
kpmac wrote:
Careful. You'll get banned.



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Jun 27, 2023 07:08:44   #
rdemarco52 Loc: Wantagh, NY
 

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Jun 27, 2023 10:28:26   #
Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
bcheary wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.

While I was in Chicago, I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church. So, I decided to go there and check them out in person.

As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church? He laid his hands on my shoulder and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today." I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today." Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me. After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold they were right...

My car was gone.
Going the e-mail rounds. img src="https://static.u... (show quote)


Now, that is hilarious, thanks for my morning belly buster, Brian.

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Jun 27, 2023 10:56:29   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
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Jun 27, 2023 10:56:47   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
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Jun 27, 2023 10:57:01   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
Earnest Botello wrote:
Now, that is hilarious, thanks for my morning belly buster, Brian.



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