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Jun 24, 2023 14:02:44   #
FrumCA
 
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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Jun 24, 2023 14:23:25   #
Mustanger Loc: Grants Pass, Oregon USA
 
That was funny! Thanks!

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Jun 24, 2023 14:24:03   #
Thorny Devil Loc: Alice Springs, Central Australia
 
FrumCA wrote:
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl bike... (show quote)



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Jun 24, 2023 14:24:10   #
ELNikkor
 
An Epilogue: Emergency services were called shortly thereafter to treat an injured person with multiple fractures and bruises. (No, wait! There were FIVE injured persons... and an old blind Marine tapping his way down the walk.)

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Jun 24, 2023 14:41:13   #
edrobinsonjr Loc: Boise, Idaho
 
Awright!

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Jun 24, 2023 18:34:18   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
FrumCA wrote:
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl bike... (show quote)



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Jun 24, 2023 18:35:24   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
FrumCA wrote:
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl bike... (show quote)



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Jun 25, 2023 05:47:56   #
junglejim1949 Loc: Sacramento,CA
 
FrumCA wrote:
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl bike... (show quote)


😆😆😆

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Jun 25, 2023 06:37:16   #
joehel2 Loc: Cherry Hill, NJ
 
Too funny.

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Jun 25, 2023 07:00:33   #
Fotoserj Loc: St calixte Qc Ca
 
How long was he hospitalized

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Jun 25, 2023 09:14:09   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
FrumCA wrote:
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl bike... (show quote)


Perfect response!

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Jun 25, 2023 10:10:32   #
Stephan G
 
The Marine decided not to say anything. "I would have to tell the joke so slowly that I will be here all night."


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Jun 25, 2023 13:56:37   #
Wasabi
 
Sent it to an old Marine.

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Jun 25, 2023 16:28:41   #
josquin1 Loc: Massachusetts
 
The other final line for the joke is,"Oh no, now I'm really going to have to tell it slow."

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Jun 25, 2023 16:49:13   #
cyan Loc: Northern NJ
 
[quote=FrumCA]An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels...

I'm posting this on FB. Hope you don't mind.

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