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2nd grader answers to questions for mother's day
May 14, 2023 11:26:33 #
Comparing moms and dads
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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May 14, 2023 11:42:16 #
samantha90 wrote:
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Those were wonderful. Thanks!
My wife and I are getting together today with my sister to celebrate our mom’s who both passed away too soon. My mom was my rock and I loved her so.
Hopefully your mom is still with you and you can celebrate the day with her.
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These were very funny, Sam. They remind me of "Kids Say the Darnedest Things" initially hosted by Art Linkletter back in my day (the 50's) and more recently (in the last couple of years) by Tiffany Haddish. Kids are always a great source of humor and they do say the darnedest things. Thanks for sharing. 
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May 15, 2023 09:01:59 #
samantha90 wrote:
Comparing moms and dads br br What did mom need... (show quote)
True, but that last set is the best.
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GeneV
Loc: Lampasas, Texas
Very good Sam. Some are only too true. Always enjoy your posts. Keep um coming.
Gene
Gene
May 15, 2023 16:27:39 #
GeneV wrote:
Very good Sam. Some are only too true. Always enjoy your posts. Keep um coming.
Gene
Gene
Thanks Gene.
May 15, 2023 17:57:41 #
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