No work today Boss!
Apr 24, 2023 05:16:30 #
Hung Chow calls in to work and says,
"Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says,
"You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:
"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.”
"Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says,
"You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:
"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.”
Apr 24, 2023 07:36:43 #
Apr 24, 2023 08:18:05 #
Apr 24, 2023 08:33:36 #
braindamage wrote:
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, br br "... (show quote)
I could see that coming.Apr 25, 2023 08:12:56 #
Apr 25, 2023 09:58:38 #
Me: Boss, I won't be in today. I have a wee cough.
Boss: You have a wee cough?
Me: Thanks, boss. See you in a week.
Boss: You have a wee cough?
Me: Thanks, boss. See you in a week.
Apr 25, 2023 17:37:43 #
May 2, 2023 08:13:45 #
DirtFarmer wrote:
Me: Boss, I won't be in today. I have a wee cough.
Boss: You have a wee cough?
Me: Thanks, boss. See you in a week.
Boss: You have a wee cough?
Me: Thanks, boss. See you in a week.
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