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No work today Boss!
Apr 24, 2023 05:16:30   #
braindamage Loc: Appley Bridge, Lancs, U.K.
 
Hung Chow calls in to work and says,

"Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says,

"You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:

"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.”

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Apr 24, 2023 07:36:43   #
Ava'sPapa Loc: Cheshire, Ct.
 
Well, he should have been more explicit.

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Apr 24, 2023 08:18:05   #
Tdearing Loc: Rockport, TX
 
:) :)

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Apr 24, 2023 08:33:36   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
braindamage wrote:
Hung Chow calls in to work and says,

"Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says,

"You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:

"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.”
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, br br "... (show quote)


I could see that coming.

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Apr 25, 2023 08:12:56   #
spaceylb Loc: Long Beach, N.Y.
 
LOL

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Apr 25, 2023 09:58:38   #
DirtFarmer Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA
 
Me: Boss, I won't be in today. I have a wee cough.
Boss: You have a wee cough?
Me: Thanks, boss. See you in a week.

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Apr 25, 2023 17:37:43   #
AirWalter Loc: Tipp City, Ohio
 
braindamage wrote:
Hung Chow calls in to work and says,

"Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says,

"You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:

"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.”
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, br br "... (show quote)


Hilarious!

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May 2, 2023 08:13:45   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
DirtFarmer wrote:
Me: Boss, I won't be in today. I have a wee cough.
Boss: You have a wee cough?
Me: Thanks, boss. See you in a week.



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