After all these years, you'd think she'd realize that Miracle Gro doesn't work for that purpose.
jerryc41 wrote:
After all these years, you'd think she'd realize that Miracle Gro doesn't work for that purpose.
Does not work much better on the awn.
Rated R .an old lady is watching TV and her old man is sitting next to her on the bed.after a few minutes the old lady realizes that the old man is watching her.she turns and asks what the hll is he staring at her for.he says nothing.a few minutes later she notices him staring at her.she turn around and says,"you are thinking of sticking that thing in my ear are you." He asks why.she says ,"cause I might go deaf." He say," you haven't gone mute yet,"
tuatara
Loc: Orig. NZ - currently SF area
Moondoggie wrote:
Hope you laugh 😂
I tried it down the front of my jeans, didn't work there either.
MrMophoto
Loc: Rhode Island "The biggest little"
Many years ago, after an particularly alcohol infused afternoon with some friends and girlfriends , a story came up about a guy who was in a motorcycle accident and traumatically had his junk removed. I asked the young woman I was with (not my future wife) what she would do If I lost my "member". Her reply was "you can still talk, right?"
Why are pubic hairs curly? So people don't poke their eyes out..
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