*PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump has angrily withdrawn his support from the U.S. Senate candidate Herschel Walker because, in the former President’s words, “only a loser pays his bills.”
Reports that Walker paid a bill in 2009 “made me very upset and, quite frankly, very mad, because it means that Herschel, who I thought was a tremendous guy and very smart, is not so smart and maybe even a big dummy,” Trump posted on his social-media platform, Truth Social.
“I have never paid a bill in my life, and I can’t support someone who has,” Trump continued. “If Herschel, who now seems like a giant loser, paid this bill, does that mean he paid his lawyer, too? His gardener? This should never be allowed to happen in this country.”
Trump said he is now demanding that all candidates he supports come forward with proof that they have never paid for anything.
“If it turns out that Dr. Oz paid the clown who whitened his teeth, he’s toast,” Trump warned.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-furious-at-herschel-walker-only-a-loser-pays-his-bills*Sleazer's Palace, Palm Beach - Kimmel
Good satire must encompass a ring of truth, and be almost believable. This is good satire.
Kmgw9v wrote:
Good satire must encompass a ring of truth, and be almost believable. This is good satire.
Nah.....it's just more nonsense from OZ.....
Kmgw9v wrote:
Good satire must encompass a ring of truth, and be almost believable. This is good satire.
Satire also depends on readers being up to speed with current events. Not always the case with the alt-news boys.
You can’t believe Trump said the things attributable to him in the initial post.
Kmgw9v wrote:
You can’t believe Trump said the things attributable to him in the initial post.
Who me? lol! Actually, he did say some of it.
Texcaster wrote:
Who me? lol! Actually, he did say some of it.
It is almost believable that it is something that he would say. That is effective satire.
DennyT
Loc: Central Missouri woods
Before retiring from DOD/USAF. I lived in Atlantic. County . The stories above are typical of the slime trump.
Enter these words in google “” trump still owes for his rallies”””
And see story after story .
Kmgw9v wrote:
Good satire must encompass a ring of truth, and be almost believable. This is good satire.
If you don't think Trump has paid more bills due in one day than you'll make in your entire life, you are sadly out of your depth and could fill an encyclopedia with all you do not know.
DennyT
Loc: Central Missouri woods
Fotoartist wrote:
If you don't think Trump has paid more bills due in one day than you'll make in your entire life, you are sadly out of your depth and could fill an encyclopedia with all you do not know.
So ??
What does that have do with all the people he Welched out of money due??
Answer- nothing !
Fotoartist wrote:
If you don't think Trump has paid more bills due in one day than you'll make in your entire life, you are sadly out of your depth and could fill an encyclopedia with all you do not know.
Why the personal insults?
Kmgw9v wrote:
Why the personal insults?
It is the only thing he has a talent for...
Certainly does not know how to debate a position based upon reality.
"I never said half the things people say I did!!"
Albert Einstein
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