How to give a cat a pill: How to give a cat a pill: 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side...

Bridges Loc: Memphis, Charleston SC, now Nazareth PA

How to give a cat a pill:

1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, throw away soggy pill. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill into back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

4. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl, and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

5. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw. Force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

6. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans. Drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill.

7. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw away T-shirt and fetch new one from bedroom.

8. Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Arrange for SPCA to collect cat, and ring local pet shop to see if they have any goldfish.

How to give a dog a pill:

1. Wrap it in bacon.

Bigmike1 Loc: I am from Gaffney, S.C. but live in Utah.

That sounds like the truth although I have never had to give a cat a pill.

nicksr1125 Loc: Mesa, AZ

It is absolutely the truth. My wife wound up in the hospital with an infected finger when 1 of our cats grabbed hold of it after spitting out a pill. We no longer have any cats.

dancers Loc: melbourne.victoria, australia

dogs prefer peanut butter!

Scruples Loc: Brooklyn, New York

Bridges wrote:

How to give a cat a pill:

1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, throw away soggy pill. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill into back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

4. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl, and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

5. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw. Force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

6. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans. Drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill.

7. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw away T-shirt and fetch new one from bedroom.

8. Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Arrange for SPCA to collect cat, and ring local pet shop to see if they have any goldfish.

How to give a dog a pill:

1. Wrap it in bacon.

How to give a cat a pill: br br 1. Pick cat up ... (show quote)

That sounds just about right. If the cat needs a suppository, aww, forget about it!

Ched49 Loc: Pittsburgh, Pa.

There is no easy way to give a cat a pill...or a dog for that matter!

Curmudgeon Loc: SE Arizona

OMG so true

TheShoe Loc: Lacey, WA

We had a little, old, cat that had hypothyroidism. The thyroid was killed with radioactive iodine. It was necessary to give her a daily synthroid pill. It was never like the story. She accepted the pills without any fuss for 6 years.

TonyP Loc: New Zealand

Ched49 wrote:

There is no easy way to give a cat a pill...or a dog for that matter!

Dogs are easy, so trusting. We've had a number of dogs and the answer is banana.
Small pills go in a small bit of banana, and gone.
Big (worming size) go in a bigger bit of 'nana. Gone