Signs you're getting old! So, I already know that my "smartphone" is smarter than me, but I swear my coffee maker is quietly laughing at me every morning! (please, I would encourage...

KindaSpikey Loc: English living in San Diego

So, I already know that my "smartphone" is smarter than me, but I swear my coffee maker is quietly laughing at me every morning!
(please, I would encourage everyone to add to this list, it might brighten everyone's day)!
Ray.

dancers Loc: melbourne.victoria, australia

dont quite know what to say as I have neither a smart phone nor a coffee maker.

Manglesphoto Loc: 70 miles south of St.Louis

KindaSpikey wrote:

So, I already know that my "smartphone" is smarter than me, but I swear my coffee maker is quietly laughing at me every morning!
(please, I would encourage everyone to add to this list, it might brighten everyone's day)!
Ray.

I have my coffee maker whipped!! I turn it on it make my one cup of coffee and turns off, I threatened to toss it out the door the day I bought it if it screwed up!!! It has a good memory

The Smart phone? I was forced into by new technology. We do battle daily !!

allan catt Loc: gillingham,kent,uk

I have a Smart coffee maker,it’s called “Wife”

KindaSpikey Loc: English living in San Diego

allan catt wrote:

I have a Smart coffee maker,it’s called “Wife”

LOL, I like it!

rlv567 Loc: Baguio City, Philippines

KindaSpikey wrote:

So, I already know that my "smartphone" is smarter than me, but I swear my coffee maker is quietly laughing at me every morning!
(please, I would encourage everyone to add to this list, it might brighten everyone's day)!
Ray.

I don't use a "coffee maker", I use the AeroPress, which is much better, and simpler.

Loren - in Beautiful Baguio City

DirtFarmer Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA

I'm smarter than my smart phone, which makes dumb autocorrects frequently.

And I'm smart enough to not drink coffee.

fourlocks Loc: Londonderry, NH

KindaSpikey wrote:

So, I already know that my "smartphone" is smarter than me, but I swear my coffee maker is quietly laughing at me every morning!
(please, I would encourage everyone to add to this list, it might brighten everyone's day)!
Ray.

Laughing or scheming? When Skynet goes online and the machines revolt, don't forget your coffeemaker'll see you first thing in the morning when you're still half asleep.

Canisdirus

Gave up on the flavor constraints of coffee...but my tea kettle does whistle at me.

philo Loc: philo, ca

say that again ......i didn't hear you.

KindaSpikey Loc: English living in San Diego

When I were young there was an expression, "dumb as a light bulb". I was in the hardware store today, and wouldn't you know it? Right next to me was a display full of "SMART LIGHT BULBS"!

GeneB Loc: Chattanooga Tennessee

Manglesphoto wrote:

I have my coffee maker whipped!! I turn it on it make my one cup of coffee and turns off, I threatened to toss it out the door the day I bought it if it screwed up!!! It has a good memory

The Smart phone? I was forced into by new technology. We do battle daily !!

And just when you get the phone whipped they update so you get to start all over again.

Dalbon

Yeah and you also know you're getting old when you bend over to tie your shoe lace and then you start looking around to see if there is something else you can do while you're down there.
David

DirtFarmer Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA

Dalbon wrote:

Yeah and you also know you're getting old when you bend over to tie your shoe lace and then you start looking around to see if there is something else you can do while you're down there.
David

I no longer bend over to tie my shoelaces. If I can help it, I no longer bend over for anything. Getting back up is the problem. If I need to tie my shoelaces I lift my foot up onto a chair, where I can reach it more easily. Then the chair is there to stabilize me while I'm trying to get my foot down on the ground.

Dalbon

Hey I bought shoes with velcro and they don't need to be tied because once they're on that's it. I walked around a half mile track 6 or 8 times and kept having to stop and tie my shoes so I decided enough is enough and bought velcro.
David