The 'Too' Jealous Wife
Dec 3, 2021 10:23:21 #
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"
Dec 3, 2021 15:11:26 #
Dec 4, 2021 06:37:00 #
SteveR wrote:
At least she wore lipstick.
Doesn't sound like she would ever find the lipstick.
Dec 4, 2021 10:14:50 #
Dec 4, 2021 17:11:17 #
Dec 4, 2021 17:11:28 #
edwdickinson wrote:
Doesn't sound like she would ever find the lipstick.
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Dec 4, 2021 17:12:24 #
nobody13579 wrote:
I fail to see the point, what is the 'punch line'.
Nobody knows.
Dec 4, 2021 17:14:15 #
That may have been the same couple that were having breakfast one morning. Suddenly, the wife stood up, grabbed the dish towel lying on the table, smacked her husband in the face with it, and said, "That's for being a lousy lover." She then sat back down.
The husband stood up, threw his glass of orange juice in her face, and said, "That's for knowing the difference."
David
The husband stood up, threw his glass of orange juice in her face, and said, "That's for knowing the difference."
David
Dec 4, 2021 17:15:25 #
dr7zyq wrote:
That may have been the same couple that were having breakfast one morning. Suddenly, the wife stood up, grabbed the dish towel lying on the table, smacked her husband in the face with it, and said, "That's for being a lousy lover." She then sat back down.
The husband stood up, threw his glass of orange juice in her face, and said, "That's for knowing the difference."
David
The husband stood up, threw his glass of orange juice in her face, and said, "That's for knowing the difference."
David
Dec 6, 2021 11:16:37 #
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