Remoman Loc: Someplace Remote Near LA

A city boy, named Kenny, moved to the country and bought a mule from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the mule died.”

Kenny replied, “Well, then, just give me my money back.”

The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”

Kenny said, “Ok, then, just unload the mule.”

The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”

Kenny, “I’m going to raffle him off.”

Farmer, “You can’t raffle off a dead mule!”

Kenny, “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he is dead.”

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, “What happened with that dead mule?”

Kenny, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece.”

Farmer, “Didn’t anyone complain?”

Kenny, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back that left me with a profit of $898.”

Kenny grew up and eventually became a Republican.

pghdragon

that's because republicans are smarter than dems

stingray

a farmer was feeding his pig one day and dropped 100 in notes [english money] and the pig ate it next day an irishman came along and saw the farmier kicking the pig meen while out popped some of the notes the irishman looked amazed when the farmer kicked the pig again and out came the rest of the notes the irishman thought ill haveve some of that and offered the farmer 500 pound the farmer said you can have it for 750 pound so the irishman took it home next day the irishman was fined 400 pound for kicking the pig to death

EdJ0307 Loc: out west someplace

I don't know where your "in hiding" is but where I come from we have these things called sentences, punctuation, periods, capitalization, etc. Sure helps make a comment or statement understandable. We also have these things called run-on sentences which we try to avoid.

Wabbit Loc: Arizona Desert

Hey Doc ..... I guess I'm psychic cause I understood him completely .....

..... you don't have to try and read anything that doesn't measure up to your standards regardless of where you come from .....

..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3Z2MP8vMWU

henriblanc Loc: Nashville Tennessee

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER $100. 2.00 PER TICKET FOR 500 TICKETS IS $1000. HE GAVE WINNER $2.00 BACK. SAID LEFT HIM A PROFIT OF $898. WHERE IS THE OTHER $100.
(TAXES OR IN BOX IN BACK YARD)

(OOOOPPPPSSSS) NO WONDER THE GOVERNMENT KEEPS WONDERING WHY I SEND THEM SO MUCH MONEY...GONNA HAVE TO START COUNTIN' THEM "INVESTMENT" EXPENSES....

Annie_Girl Loc: It's none of your business

subtract the orgianal $100 he paid for the dead mule.

$1000
- 2 (refund to winner)
_______
$ 998
100 (purchase of dead mule)
______
$ 898 profit.

Wellhiem Loc: Sunny England.

I would imagine it's the original $100 he paid for the donkey.

Wellhiem Loc: Sunny England.

Seems we posted at the same time.

EdJ0307 Loc: out west someplace

Whoa, Bruce. Didn't mean to offend you. Don't even know why you're offended. I wasn't talking to you.

Danilo Loc: Las Vegas

That's really not fair, Repoman, Kenny COULD have gone on to become something worthwhile!