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Two lions stop in a bar. Lion 1 notices a sketchy-looking blonde sitting on a barstool. surveying the scene. Ravenously hungry, he devours her in one fell swoop.
After leaving the bar, Lion 1 tells Lion 2, " I'm beginning to feel to feel sick, kinda woozy".
Lion 2 opines, "Maybe it's that barbituate"