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Apr 24, 2021 06:50:09   #
llamb Loc: Northeast Ohio
 
Those are so bad they are great

~Lee

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Apr 24, 2021 07:26:42   #
tcthome Loc: NJ
 

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Apr 24, 2021 07:32:28   #
Malvern
 
I love nonsense taken to the nth degree. Your offerings are always very acceptable.Thanks

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Apr 24, 2021 07:44:32   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
markngolf wrote:
Enjoy,
Mark

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

In democracy your vote counts.
In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist,
You get repossessed

With her marriage,
She got a new name and a dress.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted -
Taint yours and taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

Once you've seen one shopping centre,
You've seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.


The future ain’t what it use to be!” ........... Yogi Berra - 1958 ..........
Enjoy, br Mark br br Those who jump off a bridge ... (show quote)



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Apr 24, 2021 08:06:14   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
junglejim1949 wrote:


Thanks, Jim!!
Mark

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Apr 24, 2021 09:06:39   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
Groaners indeed!

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Apr 24, 2021 09:13:01   #
yssirk123 Loc: New Jersey
 

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Apr 24, 2021 09:15:13   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
jaymatt wrote:
Groaners indeed!


Thanks, John!!
Mark

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Apr 24, 2021 09:15:36   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
yssirk123 wrote:


Thanks, Bill!!
Mark

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Apr 24, 2021 09:53:35   #
brobill Loc: Fort Worth, Texas ( Haslet)
 
And then there was the optometrist who fell into his lens grinding machine....
He made a spectacle of himself!

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Apr 24, 2021 11:00:25   #
Ksocha Loc: Bethesda, MD
 
markngolf wrote:
Enjoy,
Mark

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

In democracy your vote counts.
In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist,
You get repossessed

With her marriage,
She got a new name and a dress.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted -
Taint yours and taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

Once you've seen one shopping centre,
You've seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.


The future ain’t what it use to be!” ........... Yogi Berra - 1958 ..........
Enjoy, br Mark br br Those who jump off a bridge ... (show quote)


Brilliant. Thanks.

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Apr 24, 2021 12:02:39   #
badapple Loc: Twin Lake, Michigan
 
My mantel clock just struck 12:00 so you have made both my morning and afternoon chuckle.

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Apr 24, 2021 12:20:46   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Ksocha wrote:
Brilliant. Thanks.


Thanks!!
Mark

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Apr 24, 2021 12:46:42   #
Moondoggie Loc: Southern California
 

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Apr 24, 2021 12:49:09   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Moondoggie wrote:


Thanks!
Mark

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