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Appropriateness - Some Entertaining Signs
Mar 25, 2021 17:30:12 #
I thought these were clever and funny.
Enjoy,
Mark
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR SHOP IN VANCOUVER READS:
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
“Blind man driving.”
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr Jones, at your cervix.”
In a Podiatrist's Office:
"Time wounds all heels.”
On a Septic Tank Truck :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office :
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.”
On a Plumber's Truck :
"We repair what your husband fixed.”
On another Plumber's Truck :
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout.”
On an Electrician's Truck :
"Let us remove your shorts”
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
will take appropriate action.”
On a Maternity Room door :
"Push. Push. Push.”
At a Car Dealership :
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming”
In a Veterinarian's waiting room :
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.”
And the best one for last …
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
“Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises”
Enjoy,
Mark
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR SHOP IN VANCOUVER READS:
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
“Blind man driving.”
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr Jones, at your cervix.”
In a Podiatrist's Office:
"Time wounds all heels.”
On a Septic Tank Truck :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office :
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.”
On a Plumber's Truck :
"We repair what your husband fixed.”
On another Plumber's Truck :
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout.”
On an Electrician's Truck :
"Let us remove your shorts”
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
will take appropriate action.”
On a Maternity Room door :
"Push. Push. Push.”
At a Car Dealership :
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming”
In a Veterinarian's waiting room :
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.”
And the best one for last …
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
“Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises”
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markngolf wrote:
I thought these were clever and funny. br br Enjo... (show quote)
Thanks for the laugh, Mark.
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Mar 26, 2021 06:33:09 #
Hi again Mark,
I have two more that are not quite as good as yours although not too bad.
Vacuum cleaner shop here in town - the sign has been there for at least 30 years - "Everything we sell sucks".
Another I noticed many years ago in a nearby town on the back of a Septic Service truck - "Bernie's Turd Hearse".
Keep on sending.
All the best to you and yours,
Terry
I have two more that are not quite as good as yours although not too bad.
Vacuum cleaner shop here in town - the sign has been there for at least 30 years - "Everything we sell sucks".
Another I noticed many years ago in a nearby town on the back of a Septic Service truck - "Bernie's Turd Hearse".
Keep on sending.
All the best to you and yours,
Terry
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