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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(You're gonna love this.)

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You sang it, didn't you? Yeah, I know you did.)

Never take life too seriously.

Fredrick Loc: Former NYC, now San Francisco Bay Area

Sure did!

flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico

Mr. SONY Loc: LI, NY

rikhar Loc: Ct. shoreline

kschwegl Loc: Orangeburg, NY

I also sang it!

Marg Loc: Canadian transplanted to NW Alabama

I did, too! 🤣🤣

MrMophoto Loc: Rhode Island "The biggest little"

OK I sang it, then groaned

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

bwana Loc: Bergen, Alberta, Canada

Love it! :)

bwa

Framerman Loc: North of Atlanta Ga

I sent it to my wife's email, she sings better then me.

rvharvey Loc: Southern New Jersey

I guess I am from a different generation. I know the nursery rhyme and the Rolling Stones and Mick Jagger, but never had a $30,000 vacation and... what's with the pink elephant?

Framerman Loc: North of Atlanta Ga

As a music director my wife just had to sing it. MIL @ 98 loved it as well, Laughter. Thanks!