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Nov 27, 2020 10:59:24   #
Jakebrake Loc: Broomfield, Colorado
 
DukeTarHeel wrote:
In that vein, Why are lawyers never the victims of a shark attack?

- Professional courtesy



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Nov 27, 2020 11:14:03   #
Rose42
 
DukeTarHeel wrote:
In that vein, Why are lawyers never the victims of a shark attack?

- Professional courtesy



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Nov 27, 2020 12:39:42   #
JohnFrim Loc: Somewhere in the Great White North.
 
DukeTarHeel wrote:
In that vein, Why are lawyers never the victims of a shark attack?

- Professional courtesy


To continue...

Client: “What is your rate?”
Lawyer: “Three free questions, then $500 per question.”
Client: “Isn’t that a bit steep?”
Lawyer: “It’s a typical rate. Now, what is your third question?”

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Nov 27, 2020 13:16:33   #
Jakebrake Loc: Broomfield, Colorado
 
JohnFrim wrote:
To continue...

Client: “What is your rate?”
Lawyer: “Three free questions, then $500 per question.”
Client: “Isn’t that a bit steep?”
Lawyer: “It’s a typical rate. Now, what is your third question?”


Good one John~

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Nov 27, 2020 16:22:04   #
CWGordon
 
I must admit I always liked lawyer jokes. Just a wee bit of truth...

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Nov 27, 2020 16:48:28   #
JohnFrim Loc: Somewhere in the Great White North.
 
CWGordon wrote:
I must admit I always liked lawyer jokes. Just a wee bit of truth...


Yes, somewhat true... but not when applied to some of the people on UHH who are "jokes."

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Nov 27, 2020 17:00:08   #
CWGordon
 
There are some pretty stubborn folks around saying nasty things and nasty claims without any evidence to support their statements, John. Are they perhaps among those you might imply are “jokes?”

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Nov 27, 2020 18:09:22   #
mwalsh Loc: Houston
 
JohnFrim wrote:
Yes, somewhat true... but not when applied to some of the people on UHH who are "jokes."


Do our legal scholars count as lawyers?

We have so many multi talented experts here. There are several experts on the constitution and all 50 states laws, and who are medical experts, and infectious disease experts, and PPE experts, and book experts, and forestry experts, and political experts, and nuclear experts, and statistical analysis experts, and photography experts...all at the same time! I can't imagine how they fit so much expertise and experience inside their heads...they are just brilliant and I hang on to and respect everything they proclaim.

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Nov 27, 2020 18:12:13   #
Kraken Loc: Barry's Bay
 
mwalsh wrote:
Do our legal scholars count as lawyers?

We have so many multi talented experts here. There are several experts on the constitution and all 50 states laws, and who are medical experts, and infectious disease experts, and PPE experts, and book experts, and forestry experts, and political experts, and nuclear experts, and statistical analysis experts, and photography experts...all at the same time! I can't imagine how they fit so much expertise and experience inside their heads...they are just brilliant and I hang on to and respect everything they proclaim.
Do our legal scholars count as lawyers? br br We ... (show quote)


OK.

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Nov 27, 2020 19:02:09   #
letmedance Loc: Walnut, Ca.
 
mwalsh wrote:
Do our legal scholars count as lawyers?

We have so many multi talented experts here. There are several experts on the constitution and all 50 states laws, and who are medical experts, and infectious disease experts, and PPE experts, and book experts, and forestry experts, and political experts, and nuclear experts, and statistical analysis experts, and photography experts...all at the same time! I can't imagine how they fit so much expertise and experience inside their heads...they are just brilliant and I hang on to and respect everything they proclaim.
Do our legal scholars count as lawyers? br br We ... (show quote)


There are great many here that do not know what they do not know

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Nov 27, 2020 19:07:29   #
Kraken Loc: Barry's Bay
 
letmedance wrote:
There are great many here that do not know what they do not know


Ignorance is bliss.

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Nov 27, 2020 19:09:27   #
phcaan Loc: Willow Springs, MO
 
Kraken wrote:
Ignorance is bliss.


You are proof of that.

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Nov 27, 2020 19:28:38   #
mwalsh Loc: Houston
 
letmedance wrote:
There are great many here that do not know what they do not know


And many that "know" things that just are not true. Is that the same thing?

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Nov 27, 2020 19:29:09   #
letmedance Loc: Walnut, Ca.
 
Kraken wrote:
Ignorance is bliss.


You are a perfect example of what you claim.

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Nov 27, 2020 19:31:36   #
phcaan Loc: Willow Springs, MO
 
mwalsh wrote:
And many that "know" things that just are not true. Is that the same thing?


Now that is the truth.

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