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Nov 22, 2020 01:06:56   #
Cheese
 
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church, by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, and not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be replicated in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a
good point, my son."

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives, in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the Old Abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.

"We missed the R. We missed the R. We missed the bloody R.”

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.The young monk asks the old Abbot, “What's wrong, Father?"

With a choking voice, the old Abbot replies, "The word was ....



CELEBRATE!"

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Nov 22, 2020 01:28:39   #
Wallen Loc: Middle Earth
 
Cheese wrote:
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church, by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, and not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be replicated in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a
good point, my son."

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives, in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the Old Abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.

"We missed the R. We missed the R. We missed the bloody R.”

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.The young monk asks the old Abbot, “What's wrong, Father?"

With a choking voice, the old Abbot replies, "The word was ....



CELEBRATE!"
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assig... (show quote)



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Nov 22, 2020 06:23:00   #
Retired CPO Loc: Travel full time in an RV
 
That's hilarious!! So much wasted time!

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Nov 22, 2020 08:29:43   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
Now, that’s funny!

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Nov 22, 2020 10:07:17   #
pbearperry Loc: Massachusetts
 
Hahahahahaha

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Nov 23, 2020 07:21:55   #
Ava'sPapa Loc: Cheshire, Ct.
 
Cheese wrote:
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church, by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, and not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be replicated in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a
good point, my son."

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives, in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the Old Abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.

"We missed the R. We missed the R. We missed the bloody R.”

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.The young monk asks the old Abbot, “What's wrong, Father?"

With a choking voice, the old Abbot replies, "The word was ....



CELEBRATE!"
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assig... (show quote)


Amen.

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Nov 23, 2020 07:35:31   #
joehel2 Loc: Cherry Hill, NJ
 
Funny.

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Nov 23, 2020 07:49:22   #
Dannj
 
🤪🤪🤪

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Nov 23, 2020 09:17:52   #
dbfalconer Loc: Salida CO
 
Oops! Well, everybody makes mistakes!
Good one!

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Nov 23, 2020 10:02:59   #
Orson Burleigh Loc: Annapolis, Maryland, USA
 
Cheese wrote:
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church, by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, and not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be replicated in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a
good point, my son."

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives, in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the Old Abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.

"We missed the R. We missed the R. We missed the bloody R.”

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.The young monk asks the old Abbot, “What's wrong, Father?"

With a choking voice, the old Abbot replies, "The word was ....



CELEBRATE!"
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assig... (show quote)


And with two ‘r’s the dark ages could have been given a miss : CEREBRATE!

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Nov 23, 2020 14:07:55   #
Meadwilliam
 
Missed the i, too.

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Nov 23, 2020 17:20:32   #
PhotogHobbyist Loc: Bradford, PA
 
I wonder if either theory could possibly be true. I would certainly make a huge difference in the RC Church.

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Nov 23, 2020 19:16:02   #
PoppieJ Loc: North Georgia
 
could have been a worse mistake -- but i am not sure what that would have been

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Nov 24, 2020 12:26:57   #
bertloomis Loc: Fort Worth, Texas
 
Cheese wrote:
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church, by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, and not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be replicated in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a
good point, my son."

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives, in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the Old Abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.

"We missed the R. We missed the R. We missed the bloody R.”

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.The young monk asks the old Abbot, “What's wrong, Father?"

With a choking voice, the old Abbot replies, "The word was ....



CELEBRATE!"
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assig... (show quote)


Sorry, I don't get it. Please explain!

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Nov 24, 2020 14:34:34   #
Dannj
 
bertloomis wrote:
Sorry, I don't get it. Please explain!


It’s a play on the words “celibate” and “celebrate”.

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