Some of these had to be written with humor in mind.
TriX
Loc: Raleigh, NC
Thanks Jerry, my chuckle for this morning.
47greyfox
Loc: on the edge of the Colorado front range
Nothing compares to HS kids trying to impress us and then not sure what to say next.
He sat there, struggling with the simile, until a cloud shaped like "quit" floated overhead.
Jerry, I'm still laughing. Thanks!
Thanks Gerry. Some of them remind me of things said in the film 'Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid'
100% believable. There are a lot of self-published books on Kindle that cost only $1.99 (as a download). I think a few were written by some of these students and it's made me realize how important a good editor is.
jerryc41 wrote:
Some of these had to be written with humor in mind.
All of them must have been written with humor “THE POINT” great stuff. THANKS JERRY............RJM
The teacher must have given them all of 10 seconds to come up with an analogy.
Number 3 conjures a visual the exposes my perverted side...
Always did a similar exercise in the poetry unit and pointing out the differences between similes and metaphors. Often hysterical and a lot of fun!!
I'm a popular blogger, and I couldn't make up stuff like that if I tried! It's got to be for real!
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