(Bad) jokes for phyisics majors
Aug 8, 2020 09:14:36 #
I saw a couple of "...walks into a bar" jokes and thought I'd add a few more groaners.
Two atoms are walking down the street.
"Wait..." the first atom says, "I've lost an electron."
"Are you sure?" the second one asks.
"Yeah, I'm positive" responds the first.
A neutron walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender.
"How much for a beer?" the neutron asks.
"For you...no charge!" responds the bartender.
Two atoms are walking down the street.
"I'm such a loser" the first one says.
"I don't spin right; I can't bond properly; I don't even have all my protons" he goes on.
The second responds, "Oh don't be so negative!"
Two atoms are walking down the street.
"Wait..." the first atom says, "I've lost an electron."
"Are you sure?" the second one asks.
"Yeah, I'm positive" responds the first.
A neutron walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender.
"How much for a beer?" the neutron asks.
"For you...no charge!" responds the bartender.
Two atoms are walking down the street.
"I'm such a loser" the first one says.
"I don't spin right; I can't bond properly; I don't even have all my protons" he goes on.
The second responds, "Oh don't be so negative!"
Aug 8, 2020 09:18:00 #
Aug 8, 2020 09:20:12 #
Aug 8, 2020 09:42:59 #
I got my physics degree in 1969. These are very, very old jokes. New ones please, based on a quantum of new physics theories and models? I'd get a charge out of it.
Aug 8, 2020 15:03:36 #
fourlocks wrote:
I saw a couple of "...walks into a bar" ... (show quote)
At least they know how to spell "physics".
Aug 8, 2020 15:31:27 #
Aug 8, 2020 23:53:13 #
fourlocks wrote:
I saw a couple of "...walks into a bar" ... (show quote)
Saw a positron the other day dressed as a he/she.
Aug 8, 2020 23:58:27 #
editorsteve wrote:
I got my physics degree in 1969. These are very, very old jokes. New ones please, based on a quantum of new physics theories and models? I'd get a charge out of it.
Rather an antimatter response. NO, it actually wasn't, just help myself with that one.
Aug 9, 2020 09:09:24 #
Aug 9, 2020 09:18:34 #
tairving
Loc: Magnolia, Texas USA
fourlocks wrote:
I saw a couple of "...walks into a bar" ... (show quote)
Never trust an atom, they make up everything.
Aug 9, 2020 09:18:55 #
They may be old, but are new to those of us who are not Physics folks. The humor quality may be a problem, though.
Aug 9, 2020 09:38:50 #
tairving
Loc: Magnolia, Texas USA
The astronomy picture of the day (APOD) for today https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html has an interesting (to those interested in physics) discussion of the origin of the many elements.
Aug 9, 2020 10:10:45 #
I got a laugh out of them and have a smile on my face, despite the age. Thanks for posting. 
Aug 9, 2020 10:44:34 #
Most of the atoms in our body were manufactured inside stars. Think about it. We are mostly star stuff.
Aug 9, 2020 12:06:36 #
CWGordon wrote:
They may be old, but are new to those of us who are not Physics folks. The humor quality may be a problem, though.
I heard a few pages of these were found among Galileo’s notes😳
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