usnret wrote:
Thanks to the bug I get to be a hippie again! All the barber shops around here are shut down. The missus offered to give me a trim but the thought of her wielding a pair of scissors that close to my jugular kinda ruled that option out. Be my luck she would have a flashback to the time thirty years ago when I forgot it was valentines day.
You could get some hiphuggers corduroys too.