A wife arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?"
She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner."
The next day, the woman arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?"
She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner."
The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?"
She replies, "Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper."
Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, "HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub."
He replies, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet."
truckster wrote:
A wife arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?"
She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner."
The next day, the woman arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?"
She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner."
The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?"
She replies, "Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper."
Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, "HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub."
He replies, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet."
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yep, she has to keep her money maker dry.
pmorin
Loc: Huntington Beach, Palm Springs
One Rude Dawg wrote:
yep, she has to keep her money maker dry.
Personally, I like the wet ones.
Ooh! That required a bit of thought.
Guys, this forum isn’t a locker room or a men’s only bar. Please be conscious of the presence of many ladies that frequent this forum and refrain from this kind of gutter humor.
Stan
StanMac wrote:
Guys, this forum isn’t a locker room or a men’s only bar. Please be conscious of the presence of many ladies that frequent this forum and refrain from this kind of gutter humor.
Stan
Some of the raunchiest jokes I've heard were told to me by "ladies."
A new joke! Hard to come by at my age. Thanks
truckster wrote:
A wife arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?"
She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner."
The next day, the woman arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?"
She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner."
The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?"
She replies, "Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper."
Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, "HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub."
He replies, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet."
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Good one, I like playing with my better halfs raffle ticket, everytime I do, I get lucky!
truckster wrote:
A wife arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?"
She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner."
The next day, the woman arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?"
She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner."
The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?"
She replies, "Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper."
Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, "HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub."
He replies, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet."
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Could be a ticket to ride?
PhotogHobbyist wrote:
Some of the raunchiest jokes I've heard were told to me by "ladies."
Not on this forum, I bet. And probably not by a lady you didn't know personally.
Stan
Stash
Loc: South Central Massachusetts
StanMac wrote:
Guys, this forum isn’t a locker room or a men’s only bar. Please be conscious of the presence of many ladies that frequent this forum and refrain from this kind of gutter humor.
Stan
I agree Stan. There is a time and a place.
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