A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, honey, and show him."
truckster wrote:
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, honey, and show him."
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.... (
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You have to wonder if the Guy would have been in such a hurry if it was His tooth.
If he's that avid a golfer, probably yes.
--Bob
wetreed wrote:
You have to wonder if the Guy would have been in such a hurry if it was His tooth.
rmalarz wrote:
If he's that avid a golfer, probably yes.
--Bob
I just think he could have have been a little more supportive of his Wife. I mean having a tooth extracted can be very painful.
I was replying to a previous post which was, "You have to wonder if the Guy would have been in such a hurry if it was His tooth."
--Bob
wetreed wrote:
I just think he could have have been a little more supportive of his Wife. I mean having a tooth extracted can be very painful.
You guys are just too serious being locked up is not bringing out the best in you. It's a JOKE, something you can laugh at it is not a true happening. I would say you have to out into the back yard and get some exercise you don't have to stay inside.
I think the Guy not wanting his to have proper treatment so he can play golf is very serious.
llamb
Loc: Northeast Ohio
That was the best one of the day.
~Lee
sort of reminds me of the following joke:
Sally walked in to the Dentist office to make an appointment. “How much do you charge to pull out a tooth?” She asked.” “It’s $130″, was the prompt reply. “$130!” gasped Sally, that’s ridiculous! There must be a way for you to go cheaper.” “Well,” said the Dentist thoughtfully, I suppose if we don’t numb it, we could knock off $30.” “Only $30?,” countered Sally, “that’s still $100, you’ve got to make it cheaper.” “Well,” said the Dentist after a long pause, “I suppose if we take it out with a wrench we could knock it down to $50.” “Perfect”, said Sally happily. “I would like to make an appointment for next Tuesday, for my husband Jack.”
wetreed wrote:
You have to wonder if the Guy would have been in such a hurry if it was His tooth.
I think it was meant to be a joke. There is no logic to it.
tshift
Loc: Overland Park, KS.
truckster wrote:
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, honey, and show him."
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.... (
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Now that surprised me love it.
Tom
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