From Military Humor
Mar 28, 2020 08:11:56 #
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Mar 28, 2020 09:26:14 #
It seems a little high, is that the take off for a colostomy bag?
Mar 28, 2020 16:47:32 #
An Army General and a Marine General go into a latrine in the Pentagon at the same time and set up an AO in front of two adjacent urinals. They finish up at the same time and the Marine General goes over to the sink and begins to wash his hands. The Army General just zips up and heads for the door. The Marine General catches up to him and remarks "You know General, I notice you did not wash your hands after using the bathroom. In the Marines we teach our officers to always wash their hands afterwards." To this the Army General replies "well, you know General that is the difference between the Army and the Marines. In the Army we teach our officers not to urinate on their hands." 
Mar 29, 2020 17:22:27 #
To finish the toilet story. "In the Marines, we don't take officers that have to be taught not to pee on their hands." This may be one of the oldest military jokes. All branches have been use in the story.
Mar 30, 2020 18:07:35 #
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