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Mar 23, 2020 11:31:20   #
Jimmy T Loc: Virginia
 
SWFeral wrote:
As the one who started this post I was merely sharing a story...I must say I am learning a LOT about other UHH members! This is a far more compelling conversation than any generated by my photos.


I'm pretty sure that this is not a reflection on the quality of your photos.
Huge Grin!
Smile,
JimmyT Sends


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Mar 23, 2020 11:33:22   #
Jim Plogger Loc: East Tennessee
 
SWFeral wrote:
My business partner's daughter Jamie works with us at our small grooming shop (closed for now until things settle down). Always on the lookout for something to be outraged about, she is finding no shortage of material during these edgy times, as she tries to shop for her family and finds nothing but empty shelves. Recently she arrived at Walmart early in the morning and though she didn't need it herself, she glanced down the toilet paper aisle. She saw that there were only two packages left and that a pair of elderly women with one cart between them were heading slowly in that direction. From the far end of the aisle came two men, obviously with a plan and each with a full cart, and as they each grabbed for a package, Jamie darted into the fray, grabbed one package, and put it in the ladies' cart.
My business partner's daughter Jamie works with us... (show quote)



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Mar 23, 2020 12:26:04   #
truckster Loc: Tampa Bay Area
 
dpfoto wrote:
If she had done that to MY wife, or to me, she might have enjoyed the 8 million volts from my tazer.


I'm also betting you would have said to her, "Yep, this is how I deal with people like you."

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Mar 23, 2020 12:51:11   #
foathog Loc: Greensboro, NC
 
berchman wrote:
Yes, a high fiber diet is good for one's health, but it can make your poop look like cow flop.


I know high fiber is good for you. The question was was high fiber crap worse than others.

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Mar 23, 2020 13:09:54   #
dick ranez
 
Pages from Hillary Clinton's book also work - a little raw but perfectly suitable for that use.

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Mar 23, 2020 13:14:28   #
Diocletian
 
dick ranez wrote:
Pages from Hillary Clinton's book also work - a little raw but perfectly suitable for that use.


Pages from trump’s ‘the art of the deal” work much better.

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Mar 23, 2020 13:29:42   #
AnselsBest1 Loc: WLA, CA
 
KUDOS FOR THAT ACTION.
As Forrest Gump said, "STUPID IS, AS STUPID DOES!" It never ceases to amaze me the moronic people that think ONLY of themselves, rather than their neighbor.
Who needs to buy 4 or 6 40 roll packages of toilet paper or water. Water STILL IS AVAILABLE FROM THE TAP.
I'm so glad most places like COSTCO and other stores made a NO RETURN policy.
I hope these ingrates choke on their toilet paper.
Please be safe and stay healthy.

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Mar 23, 2020 13:40:29   #
radiomantom Loc: Plymouth Indiana
 
SWFeral wrote:
My business partner's daughter Jamie works with us at our small grooming shop (closed for now until things settle down). Always on the lookout for something to be outraged about, she is finding no shortage of material during these edgy times, as she tries to shop for her family and finds nothing but empty shelves. Recently she arrived at Walmart early in the morning and though she didn't need it herself, she glanced down the toilet paper aisle. She saw that there were only two packages left and that a pair of elderly women with one cart between them were heading slowly in that direction. From the far end of the aisle came two men, obviously with a plan and each with a full cart, and as they each grabbed for a package, Jamie darted into the fray, grabbed one package, and put it in the ladies' cart.
My business partner's daughter Jamie works with us... (show quote)


We had a paper mill across the line in Michigan one day last wee stepped up production of toilet paper and were selling it from the plant. They were selling in 90 roll cartons for $20. Had a real line of vehicles there getting them.

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Mar 23, 2020 14:07:29   #
Alafoto Loc: Montgomery, AL
 
You go, Jamie! Great job!

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Mar 23, 2020 14:30:29   #
DirtFarmer Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA
 
radiomantom wrote:
We had a paper mill across the line in Michigan one day last wee stepped up production of toilet paper and were selling it from the plant. They were selling in 90 roll cartons for $20. Had a real line of vehicles there getting them.


That's because it was a good price. You used to be able to get it in the grocery store for around $0.50/roll. Long ago.

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Mar 23, 2020 14:50:09   #
Jandjeby14
 
I grew up in a rural area and am old enough to remember that many people had outhouses. If I remember many used newspapers.

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Mar 23, 2020 15:57:27   #
berchman Loc: South Central PA
 
foathog wrote:
I know high fiber is good for you. The question was was high fiber crap worse than others.


I answered that. My high fiber crap looks like a cow pie and the wash from the bidet does not get it all out. And I have a bidet where you can control the water temperature and pressure, aim it from front to back, seat is electrically heated, and odor eliminated with a catalytic converter. There is also a not very effective drying function. (By the way, there is nothing wrong with my health. I eat a lot of vegetables, fruits, and whole grains.)

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Mar 23, 2020 16:10:48   #
foathog Loc: Greensboro, NC
 
Diocletian wrote:
Pages from trump’s ‘the art of the deal” work much better.


No they wouldn't. They're full of shit already. LOL

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Mar 23, 2020 19:09:20   #
vetter350
 
Some of us used Sears & Roebuck catalogs.

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Mar 23, 2020 19:14:16   #
SWFeral Loc: SWNM
 
Our little newspaper included four nearly blank pages in today's issue. The only markings are dotted lines marking off the same dimensions as squares of toilet paper. A disclaimer stated they do NOT recommend flushing newspaper and assume no responsibility if some choose to do so.

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