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Feb 27, 2020 02:46:12   #
BrentHarder Loc: Southern California
 
dancers wrote:
I don't understand "dirt"


I was thinking you thought I was older than "DIRT"!!!!

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Feb 27, 2020 04:25:59   #
dancers Loc: melbourne.victoria, australia
 
BrentHarder wrote:
I was thinking you thought I was older than "DIRT"!!!!


not at all............you look quite young to me........ I am looking at my 90th birthday rather sooner than I Like.

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Feb 27, 2020 07:13:29   #
foathog Loc: Greensboro, NC
 
Please. Spare us!

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Feb 27, 2020 08:34:43   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
Groan!!!

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Feb 27, 2020 09:29:14   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 

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Feb 27, 2020 09:50:32   #
PGHphoto Loc: Pittsburgh, PA
 
BrentHarder wrote:
I've got to lighten up the atmosphere somewhat...........


The next punchline of a series involving that subject:

What do you call a dead deer with no eyes ? Still no eye deer

An alternate punchline: It doesn't matter he won't come to you anyway.

Then there is the off-color - What do you call a dead deer with no eyes and no genitalia ? will let you think about that one ...

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Feb 27, 2020 10:49:24   #
BrentHarder Loc: Southern California
 
dancers wrote:
I don't understand "dirt"


You said:
”I suggest these jokes are older that you! LOL”
Am I older than dirt?

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Feb 27, 2020 10:52:52   #
BrentHarder Loc: Southern California
 
PGHphoto wrote:
The next punchline of a series involving that subject:

What do you call a dead deer with no eyes ? Still no eye deer

An alternate punchline: It doesn't matter he won't come to you anyway.

Then there is the off-color - What do you call a dead deer with no eyes and no genitalia ? will let you think about that one ...


I need more time to think about that one!

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Feb 27, 2020 12:03:58   #
whatdat Loc: Del Valle, Tx.
 
?????

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Feb 27, 2020 12:15:53   #
Mr. SONY Loc: LI, NY
 
Very funny.

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Feb 27, 2020 12:31:20   #
CaptainBobBrown
 
Works well in Massachusetts but not sure about anywhere else.

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Feb 27, 2020 12:32:45   #
Blair Shaw Jr Loc: Dunnellon,Florida
 
BrentHarder wrote:
I've got to lighten up the atmosphere somewhat...........


GOOD ONE Brent

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Feb 27, 2020 13:29:09   #
Susan yamakawa
 
Ha Lol

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Feb 27, 2020 14:16:13   #
truckster Loc: Tampa Bay Area
 
PGHphoto wrote:
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An alternate punchline: It doesn't matter he won't come to you anyway.


That is the punch line for the joke, "What do you call a dog with no legs?

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Feb 27, 2020 14:52:40   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
I'll have to to ask my 4th grade grandson this question!! Good one.

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