Feel like a Woman ...
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman at the front of the plane. Then, a man stood up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."
This is why the next generation can't wait for us to die.
jhigbie wrote:
This is why the next generation can't wait for us to die.
And when we do, misogynistic as we may be, this country's gonna go to heck in a hand basket.
[quote=truckster]On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman at the front of the plane. Then, a man stood up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."[/quot
That's just WRONG .....hahahaaaaa
SteveR wrote:
And when we do, misogynistic as we may be, this country's gonna go to heck in a hand basket.
You do realize every generation says this ...
jhigbie wrote:
This is why the next generation can't wait for us to die.
Gee won't be around to see all of those big bad girly men and metro males take over.
truckster wrote:
You do realize every generation says this ...
Was you parents generation watching your generation turn this country into a communist country?
truckster wrote:
You do realize every generation says this ...
Yep, and each generation is just as correct.
usken65 wrote:
Was you parents generation watching your generation turn this country into a communist country?
Lighten up, dude, it's just a joke ... go play in the attic ...
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