lowkick Loc: Connecticut

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen... Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of generic experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails’,'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2025, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

DaveO Loc: Northeast CT

Sidwalkastronomy Loc: New Jersey Shore

Wow
That's one for cut and paste. Thanks

Flying Three Loc: Berthoud, CO

Too Funny!!!

hookedupin2005 Loc: Northwestern New Mexico

The last line had me rollin on the floor!!!!!

AnselsBest1 Loc: WLA, CA

I needed this. It tickles my fancy👍👍👍. Thanks.🖖🤙✌

Hal81 Loc: Bucks County, Pa.

Ill be 90 in a few weeks, whats an erection? I hear theres one this November...

DaveO Loc: Northeast CT

That's when you don't have enough skin left to close your eyes.

rmorrison1116 Loc: Near Valley Forge, Pennsylvania

Cute, but I believe you got it backwards. By the way, it's Sildenafil.

quagmire Loc: Greenwood,South Carolina

mydixadril

Bunko.T Loc: Western Australia.

Sorry, touch screens are a pain.
The other Viagra drug is now available in Nasal spray, especially for DickHeads.

dpullum Loc: Tampa Florida

Yes, sounds funny, but probably has many marketing people thinking..humm!
Remember on the second date to discreatly with a hug put a Testeron patch on the ladies back... and take your Ibepokinsoon tablet.

sb Loc: Florida's East Coast

It was originally going to be called "Upjohn" but that name was already taken.....

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

elliott937 Loc: St. Louis

I am about to begin my teaching day, and have the biggest laugh on my face. What do I tell my students when they ask 'why?' ?