It could Little Johnny here
Feb 10, 2020 16:47:11 #
- Math homework
Toto arrives at school on a Monday morning.
Professor:
Toto, where is your math homework?
Toto:
He committed suicide, ma'am.
Professor:
What do you mean ?
Toto:
He had too many problems ...
- Speed
The teacher asks Toto to recite the verb to walk in the present.
Toto begins slowly:
I walk, You walk, He walks
Faster! ask the teacher ...
We run, You run, They run.
- Psychology
The new teacher wants to introduce concepts of psychology to his students.
It starts with:
Let the one who seems to be stupid at times get up!
After a lapse of time, Toto gets up ... in a bad mood.
The teacher :
So like that, you think from time to time, you can be stupid?
No sir, but it was painful to see you standing alone.
- Record
Toto's neighbor is sad, he says:
My hamster fell from the 8th floor and now it is in heaven ...
Then Toto answers:
Wow! What a rebound!
- Pick up or not
Toto picks up things from the floor, and his mom says to him:
Toto do not pick things up from the floor.
Toto says:
Yes, mom, I won't pick up the things that are on the floor anymore.
And then his mom falls.
She says :
Toto pick me up.
Toto replies:
I don't pick up the things that are on the floor remember?
Toto arrives at school on a Monday morning.
Professor:
Toto, where is your math homework?
Toto:
He committed suicide, ma'am.
Professor:
What do you mean ?
Toto:
He had too many problems ...
- Speed
The teacher asks Toto to recite the verb to walk in the present.
Toto begins slowly:
I walk, You walk, He walks
Faster! ask the teacher ...
We run, You run, They run.
- Psychology
The new teacher wants to introduce concepts of psychology to his students.
It starts with:
Let the one who seems to be stupid at times get up!
After a lapse of time, Toto gets up ... in a bad mood.
The teacher :
So like that, you think from time to time, you can be stupid?
No sir, but it was painful to see you standing alone.
- Record
Toto's neighbor is sad, he says:
My hamster fell from the 8th floor and now it is in heaven ...
Then Toto answers:
Wow! What a rebound!
- Pick up or not
Toto picks up things from the floor, and his mom says to him:
Toto do not pick things up from the floor.
Toto says:
Yes, mom, I won't pick up the things that are on the floor anymore.
And then his mom falls.
She says :
Toto pick me up.
Toto replies:
I don't pick up the things that are on the floor remember?
Feb 11, 2020 07:54:45 #
Feb 11, 2020 08:07:02 #
olddutch
Loc: Beloit, Wisconsin
Jerry. Be careful or you will lose your job as Cheif on the Comedian channel. Nice set of jokes. Thank you.
Feb 11, 2020 09:17:33 #
olddutch wrote:
Jerry. Be careful or you will lose your job as Cheif on the Comedian channel. Nice set of jokes. Thank you.
Well, we do know that Toto was easily attracted to anyone wearing ruby slippers. Especially by those red-ruby-shoed squirrels.
Feb 11, 2020 10:51:08 #
There's an area in town that has some interesting businesses. One of them sells oversize wash basins. It's called "Titanic Sinks". Next door is a place that makes buckshot by grinding up copper pennies. It's called "Lincoln Shot".
Feb 11, 2020 10:54:31 #
MrMophoto
Loc: Rhode Island "The biggest little"
I've always had difficulty with math. I finally decided that it should grow up and solve it's own problems.
Feb 11, 2020 10:57:15 #
There's an area in town that has some interesting businesses. One of them sells oversize wash basins. It's called "Titanic Sinks". Next door is a place that makes buckshot by grinding up copper pennies. It's called "Lincoln Shot".
. . . But that part of town is old news.
. . . But that part of town is old news.
Feb 11, 2020 13:11:37 #
Anhanga Brasil
Loc: Cabo Frio - Brazil
Good ones, and better: all of those can be translated
into Portuguese.
into Portuguese.
Feb 11, 2020 18:08:08 #
Anhanga Brasil wrote:
Good ones, and better: all of those can be translated
into Portuguese.
into Portuguese.
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