The Three Great Lies
Nov 3, 2019 08:20:49 #
A recent post reminded me of this. The three great lies.
1. The check is in the mail.
2. Yes, I'll respect you in the morning.
3. I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
1. The check is in the mail.
2. Yes, I'll respect you in the morning.
3. I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
Nov 3, 2019 08:28:55 #
Nov 3, 2019 21:14:12 #
Bob Mevis wrote:
Truer words were never spoken.
If you drink Pepsi Cola before sex, you don't get pregnant.
Nov 4, 2019 05:59:27 #
jerryc41 wrote:
A recent post reminded me of this. The three great lies.
1. The check is in the mail.
2. Yes, I'll respect you in the morning.
3. I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
1. The check is in the mail.
2. Yes, I'll respect you in the morning.
3. I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
Don't worry about it.....it'll be OK.
Nov 4, 2019 06:03:14 #
Nov 4, 2019 07:16:36 #
4. No new taxes
5. You can trust me
6. ...or your money back
7. None better!
5. You can trust me
6. ...or your money back
7. None better!
Nov 4, 2019 07:30:24 #
Nov 4, 2019 08:11:37 #
Nov 4, 2019 08:43:03 #
The 3 great lies farmers tell:
1. I didn't make any money last year
2. I had to pay for this hat
3. I was just helping this sheep over the fence
1. I didn't make any money last year
2. I had to pay for this hat
3. I was just helping this sheep over the fence
Nov 4, 2019 08:54:09 #
Scruples wrote:
If you drink Pepsi Cola before sex, you don't get pregnant.
That works for Coke, too! I tried it.
Mark
Nov 4, 2019 08:54:11 #
Scruples wrote:
If you drink Pepsi Cola before sex, you don't get pregnant.
I've never been afraid of getting pregnant.
Nov 4, 2019 09:04:47 #
Nov 4, 2019 09:44:04 #
Leo_B
Loc: Houston suburb
8. A fair amount of what you hear from the right and absolutely everything you hear from the left.
Nov 4, 2019 10:40:09 #
StanMac
Loc: Tennessee
Leo_B wrote:
8. A fair amount of what you hear from the right and absolutely everything you hear from the left.
I think you have your left and right hands confused.
Stan
Nov 4, 2019 12:12:31 #
MrMophoto
Loc: Rhode Island "The biggest little"
Whenever someone says
"Trust me on this one!"
the little voice inside says NO!
"Trust me on this one!"
the little voice inside says NO!
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