This one is a bit crude, if you are easily offended, please scroll on.
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Superman is flying around the city feeling horny as hell.
He suddenly sees Wonder Woman lying naked, legs apart, on top of a building. He thinks, "This is my chance!" And he swoops down, faster than a speeding bullet, f***s her hard and deep and is gone in the blink of an eye.
Wonder Woman sits up and says "What the hell was that?!"
The Invisible Man rolls off her and says, "I have no idea but my f*****g a******e hurts like hell!"
This doesn't belong on UHH.
Bobnewnan wrote:
This doesn't belong on UHH.
You were warned.
Hopefully you only read it once.
Bobnewnan wrote:
This doesn't belong on UHH.
God forbid that anyone laughs! He left a disclaimer in the beginning.
Folks I'm 82 years old, I've seen and read much more than this. There's a place for such tales and in my opinion, which I stated, UHH is not the place for such writings. Now if you could get a photo of the action.....
How about we don't really care what you think? It's Attic garbage and you were warned and now you want to whine about it. Take some Geritol and a nap.
DaveO wrote:
How about we don't really care what you think? It's Attic garbage and you were warned and now you want to whine about it. Take some Geritol and a nap.
Gawd....I miss "Geritol" TV ads.....you know.....the 80 year old man doing burpies.....or the Gray hair'd lady jumping like a Gymnastics star on the beach.........DO they still make/sell that snake oil? I NOW use Wild Turkey 101. (Great results)!
trainspotter wrote:
Gawd....I miss "Geritol" TV ads.....you know.....the 80 year old man doing burpies.....or the Gray hair'd lady jumping like a Gymnastics star on the beach.........DO they still make/sell that snake oil? I NOW use Wild Turkey 101. (Great results)!
I really like bourbon, but drinking wild turkey reminds me of screwing up while siphoning gasoline.
thom w wrote:
I really like bourbon, but drinking wild turkey reminds me of screwing up while siphoning gasoline.
Well now.......as I "look" over me collection.....I see very few I could afford to drink DAILY. But....if you'd be WILLING to share what bourbon you sip daily......I'd be happy to purchase....IF it's available in OREGON. CHEERS!
Francis may get upset or jealous of the story. Likely, No one else would mind it.
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