Doggie Humor
Apr 20, 2019 08:06:15 #
Apr 20, 2019 08:12:26 #
Apr 21, 2019 08:33:55 #
WB9DDF wrote:
Ain’t it the truth!
I have a dog that barks when I head for the door.
Apr 21, 2019 09:40:00 #
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in? The dog, he stops barking when you let him in.
Apr 21, 2019 10:13:44 #
Gasman57 wrote:
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in? The dog, he stops barking when you let him in.
Are you going to list the advantages of one over the other? You'll need a lot of space. For example -
10. A dog's parents will never visit you.
9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
7. A dog never expects you to telephone.
6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
1. A dog does not shop.
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Apr 21, 2019 12:38:54 #
Apr 21, 2019 17:01:04 #
Just to prove who's your best friend....Put your wife and your dog in the trunk of the car, slam the lid, come
back an hour later and find out which one is glad to see you..!
back an hour later and find out which one is glad to see you..!
Apr 21, 2019 18:31:28 #
bobsboat37 wrote:
Just to prove who's your best friend....Put your wife and your dog in the trunk of the car, slam the lid, come
back an hour later and find out which one is glad to see you..!
back an hour later and find out which one is glad to see you..!
I will predict the dog. Gee...…….why is that, I wonder ??
Apr 21, 2019 18:47:13 #
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