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Jan 30, 2013 00:12:45   #
PhotoNoob Loc: Innisfail, Canada
 
A Manitoulin Island Indian picks up a hooker off the streets of Sudbury .
'How much you charge for hour, sister?' he asks.


'$100,' she replies.


He says 'You do Indian style?'


'No' she says.


'I pay you $200 do it Indian style'


'No', she says, not knowing what Indian style is.


'I pay you $300'


'No', she says.


'I pay you $400'


'No', she says.


So finally he says,
'OK, I pay you $1,000 to do it Indian style..'


She thinks,
'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every
part of the world. How bad could Indian Style be?'


So she agrees and has sex with him.They do it in
every kind of way and in every possible position.



Finally, after several hours, they finish.


Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,
'Hey, I was expecting something perverted and
disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is 'Indian style?'


The Indian replies 'You send bill to Government.'

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Jan 30, 2013 04:30:23   #
DOOK Loc: Maclean, Australia
 
Ripper Rita, that's a good one.

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Jan 30, 2013 08:02:01   #
sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL
 
Never saw that coming. Thanks

Sarge69

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Jan 30, 2013 09:27:19   #
Raider Fan Loc: Lake County, IL.
 
PhotoNoob wrote:
A Manitoulin Island Indian picks up a hooker off the streets of Sudbury .
'How much you charge for hour, sister?' he asks.


'$100,' she replies.


He says 'You do Indian style?'


'No' she says.


'I pay you $200 do it Indian style'


'No', she says, not knowing what Indian style is.


'I pay you $300'


'No', she says.


'I pay you $400'


'No', she says.


So finally he says,
'OK, I pay you $1,000 to do it Indian style..'


She thinks,
'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every
part of the world. How bad could Indian Style be?'


So she agrees and has sex with him.They do it in
every kind of way and in every possible position.



Finally, after several hours, they finish.


Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,
'Hey, I was expecting something perverted and
disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is 'Indian style?'


The Indian replies 'You send bill to Government.'
A Manitoulin Island Indian picks up a hooker off t... (show quote)


Too Funny!!

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Jan 30, 2013 09:48:37   #
Geezer Loc: Capreol, Ontario, Canada
 
I take it he was Idle No More??? Good one!!

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Jan 30, 2013 11:16:26   #
john blue Loc: Lowndesboro, Al
 
thanks.

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Jan 31, 2013 07:52:39   #
BboH Loc: s of 2/21, Ellicott City, MD
 
love it - m.l.b.m.c.

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Jan 31, 2013 08:03:02   #
Shakey Loc: Traveling again to Norway and other places.
 
Oh! A good one. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :shock:

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Jan 31, 2013 08:29:08   #
workhorse Loc: Nashville, TN
 
Wish I had thought of that one. :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jan 31, 2013 23:14:17   #
wuzfuzzab Loc: Red Deer, Alberta
 
PhotoNoob wrote:
A Manitoulin Island Indian picks up a hooker off the streets of Sudbury .
'How much you charge for hour, sister?' he asks.


'$100,' she replies.


He says 'You do Indian style?'


'No' she says.


'I pay you $200 do it Indian style'


'No', she says, not knowing what Indian style is.


'I pay you $300'


'No', she says.


'I pay you $400'


'No', she says.


So finally he says,
'OK, I pay you $1,000 to do it Indian style..'


She thinks,
'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every
part of the world. How bad could Indian Style be?'


So she agrees and has sex with him.They do it in
every kind of way and in every possible position.



Finally, after several hours, they finish.


Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,
'Hey, I was expecting something perverted and
disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is 'Indian style?'


The Indian replies 'You send bill to Government.'
A Manitoulin Island Indian picks up a hooker off t... (show quote)


Hey there Penhold--Red Deer here and you got that EXACTLY right!!

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Jan 31, 2013 23:16:00   #
wuzfuzzab Loc: Red Deer, Alberta
 
Geezer wrote:
I take it he was Idle No More??? Good one!!


Ya know when I first heard the phrase "Idle No More"-- I thought they were going to go and get jobs and pay taxes. Silly me.

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Feb 1, 2013 08:38:36   #
Geezer Loc: Capreol, Ontario, Canada
 
wuzfuzzab wrote:
Geezer wrote:
I take it he was Idle No More??? Good one!!


Ya know when I first heard the phrase "Idle No More"-- I thought they were going to go and get jobs and pay taxes. Silly me.


Now that's funnier than the original joke !!

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