sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

You are on a Horse, galloping at a constant speed.

On your right side is a sharp drop off.

And on your left side is an Elephant traveling at the same speed as you.

Directly in front of you is a galloping Kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.

Behind you is a Lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?


See answer below












Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.


Sarge69

john blue Loc: Lowndesboro, Al

haha,thanks

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

I'll drink to that :thumbup: :thumbup:

BlokeOzz Loc: Morphett Vale South Australia

You are a terrible man Sarge, you got me again I Should have checked the Name before I checked the funny.
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sudzmonn Loc: here , there , everywhere

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workhorse Loc: Nashville, TN

Thanks, I needed that.

LRH Loc: Peosta IA.

We can't agree on politics but sure do love your jokes Sarg.

Hunter Lou 1947 Loc: Minnesota

Very Funny, I thought you were going on a vacation?

DennisK Loc: Pickle City,Illinois

I know this was a joke,but actually you presently are in no danger if the scenario were real.Think about it.

Hunter Lou 1947 Loc: Minnesota

Your right.

sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

I are....I'm getting everything ready for a 4 February departure to Ho Chi Minh City in Vietnam which I fondly remember as Saigon. All my flights are printed with a date to confirm along with confirmation of being picked up at Tan Son Nhut airport at midnight when I arrive and all my tours confirmed. I have 5 absolutely free days out of 14 and I'll use them taking MORE photos and talking with natives that might remember the Viet Nam Conflict. Course they'll all be old like me. I want to eat the old Vietnamese food and drink Beer 33 which is brewed overnight with mucho chemicals like Formaldehyde which gives it an odor that prompted the saying ' Once you get past the smell you got it licked.'

After 6 1/2 years in Vietnam as an advisor and signal/security guy; deep in the Mekong Delta, I love the country and it's people. I lived, ate, drank, slept and laughed and cried with them in little villages that had never seen an American before our Vietnamization Team got there to show them how to do stuff for themselves without Americans. Now I want to talk with some of them that remember the Americans leaving and our Congress refusing to fund the war we left them with.

Sarge69