BW326 Loc: Boynton Beach, Florida

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing
who makes the Best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like
to see accountants on my operating table because
when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have
a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when
he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.

There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine..Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable

Mulachabu Loc: Sydney Australia

I asume that DC stands for Downtown Canberra.

nanaval Loc: Cornwall

That sounds just like the Politicians in England. Very good.

jim charron Loc: Ontario Canada

hilarious, you bad. :thumbup:

pjreed Loc: Tonopah, Arizona

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

imntrt1 Loc: St. Louis

Love it....I once asked a nurse on a Cancer Treatment floor why she wanted to work in that area. She told me that she does it because almost all Cancer Patients do exactly what they are told to do, wherein other patients may or may not follow instructions.