pjarmit Loc: UK, now in Texas

CAR KEYS
Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel;
I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys.
They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen.
As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right.
The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Hi, honey," I stammered, ( I always call him "honey" in times like these) "I love you."
"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Are you kidding' me", he barked, "I dropped you off" ! Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn't steal your car."

Yep it's the golden years.........

PhotoJoe Loc: WASHINGTON

That's funny, and somehow I can relate :)

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

I resemble that remark :thumbup: :thumbup:

GeneB Loc: Chattanooga Tennessee

I like it. :thumbup:

DePratt Loc: Stantonsburg, NC

:D :lol: :-D :thumbup:

pjreed Loc: Tonopah, Arizona

That one is still in the top 10

SteveR Loc: Michigan

I pulled into the gas station to fill up. Instead of putting my keys in my pocket I pulled them out just a bit so the Jeep wouldn't make that dinging noise with the door open. However, for some reason, when I shut the door, it locked me out.

Wabbit Loc: Arizona Desert

Hey Doc ..... ha,ha,ha,ha

Nikon_DonB Loc: Chicago

Priceless......