KeithF199 Loc: Frisco, Texas

*I have two! Now what do I do?*

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.

Now think about this:

Guns

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that’s 80 million)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188

Statistics courtesy of the FBI

So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, Guns don’t kill people, doctors do!!!

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT Almost everyone has at least one doctor

This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor than as by a gun owner!!!

Now if you have more than one doctor, You’re just out of luck!!!

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.

We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on Lawyers

For fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention!

:lol:

Bruce with a Canon Loc: Islip

DAMN. Between my GP, Arthritis specialist, cardiologist, diabetes specialist, back doctor, dentist. I might as well carry an entrenching tool with me to dig my own shallow grave!

KeithF199 Loc: Frisco, Texas

Entrenching tool, go ARMY! At least you will know he tool works.

Merry Christmas

dirtpusher Loc: tulsa oklahoma

Funny

Shutter Bugger

Kieth,

You need to add intentional deaths to accidental deaths caused by gun owners.

dirtpusher Loc: tulsa oklahoma

Add internatinal doctors then too.

Shutter Bugger

Or change:

This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor than as by a gun owner!!!

To:

This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor than ACCIDENTLY by a gun owner!!!

Shutter Bugger

Intent..... Intentional .... On purpose.... Not accidental.

LOL

KeithF199 Loc: Frisco, Texas

I need a drink!
By the way, I do wish all of you a wonderful Christmas, happy holidays and a fantastic New Year filled with great photographs from each of our homelands.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the UUH has introduced me to so many grand people.
Thank you for being a member, my best to all.

Keith :thumbup:

Skellum0

I have recently seen more twisted logic presented as fact rather than humour.

KeithF199 Loc: Frisco, Texas

Hence the posting.

My best this coming year.

smd25 Loc: Essex UK

Totally Agree!

johno

That does not wash in Australia as we are 20,000 doctors short.

workhorse Loc: Nashville, TN

Twisted logic is always humorous. At least to those who think it is twisted. :lol:

Farol Loc: Florida

Yea, it's all funny until it's your kid that gets shot and killed.