Politically Correct Seasons Greetings
Dec 6, 2012 10:16:50 #
Politically Correct Seasons Greetings
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2013, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that any country is necessarily greater than any other country, and without regard to race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee!By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes for her or him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
Best regards (without prejudice)
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2013, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that any country is necessarily greater than any other country, and without regard to race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee!By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes for her or him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
Best regards (without prejudice)
Dec 6, 2012 11:20:27 #
Dec 6, 2012 11:27:25 #
Jamers
Loc: Michigan
sourdough58 wrote:
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And a Merry CHRISTmas to you as well, (and if I offend anybody by saying this...Tough).
Dec 6, 2012 11:32:56 #
Thanks Sourdough, I'm printing that in my Xmas cards and sending one to our solicitors. Merry Christmas or Hanukkah or Yule or Diwali etc. etc.
Dec 6, 2012 16:28:36 #
Dec 6, 2012 18:08:32 #
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and May God Bless and Watch over you and yours during the coming year.
A non-Political Correct Seasons Greeting!
A non-Political Correct Seasons Greeting!
Dec 6, 2012 18:12:32 #
Dec 6, 2012 18:42:12 #
sourdough58 wrote:
Politically Correct Seasons Greetings br br Plea... (show quote)
Is this where you got it from?
http://baetzler.de/humor/lawyers_seasonal_greeting.html
Dec 6, 2012 21:36:45 #
Jamers
Loc: Michigan
Any doubt to where a great portion of disrespect to our judicial system comes from?
Dec 7, 2012 06:05:18 #
Xantoz
Loc: Delaware
Merry Christmas to all of you! With a star of David on my tree. My grandmother hid the fact she was Jewish till her death at 90 and left me the star That I always found a curious ornament on the Xmas tree.
Tis he season who needs a reason to be Jolly!
Tis he season who needs a reason to be Jolly!
Dec 7, 2012 06:31:49 #
Dec 7, 2012 06:32:29 #
I appreciate your wish and offer you the same if you chose to accept it.
Dec 7, 2012 07:25:31 #
Dec 7, 2012 07:35:51 #
Dec 7, 2012 07:40:32 #
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