Golf Tour in Newfieland
Dec 2, 2012 14:02:41 #
Golf Tour in Newfieland
On a golf tour in Newfoundland , Mike Weir drives his new Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote part of town.
The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. 'How's she cuttin' by ,'' says the attendant.
Mike nods a quick 'hello, ' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
''What are dose?'' asks the attendant. ''They're called tees,'' replies Mike.
''Well, what on God's earth are dey fur ?'' inquires the attendant..
''They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving'', says Mike.
'By Jaysus ,'' says the Newfoundlander, ''Ford tinks of everyting !''
Note: My apologies to Goofy Newfie and his fellow countrymen.
On a golf tour in Newfoundland , Mike Weir drives his new Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote part of town.
The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. 'How's she cuttin' by ,'' says the attendant.
Mike nods a quick 'hello, ' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
''What are dose?'' asks the attendant. ''They're called tees,'' replies Mike.
''Well, what on God's earth are dey fur ?'' inquires the attendant..
''They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving'', says Mike.
'By Jaysus ,'' says the Newfoundlander, ''Ford tinks of everyting !''
Note: My apologies to Goofy Newfie and his fellow countrymen.
Dec 2, 2012 15:05:37 #
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