A guy goes into a bar in Washington DC where there is a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy replies: "Whisky."
The robot brings back his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.
The robot asks, "What's your drink?"
The guy answers: "Whisky."
The robot returns with his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "100."
The robot talks about NASCAR, Budweiser and the NHL.
The man finishes his drink, and leaves, but is so interested in his "experiment" that he decides to try again.
He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink.
The man replies: "Whisky."
The robot brings the drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man answers, "50."
The robot leans in real close and slowly asks, "So . . . are . . . you . . . people . . . still . . . happy . . . with . . . Biden?”
Dennis
dennis2146 wrote:
A guy goes into a bar in Washington DC where there is a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy replies: "Whisky."
The robot brings back his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.
The robot asks, "What's your drink?"
The guy answers: "Whisky."
The robot returns with his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "100."
The robot talks about NASCAR, Budweiser and the NHL.
The man finishes his drink, and leaves, but is so interested in his "experiment" that he decides to try again.
He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink.
The man replies: "Whisky."
The robot brings the drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man answers, "50."
The robot leans in real close and slowly asks, "So . . . are . . . you . . . people . . . still . . . happy . . . with . . . Biden?”
Dennis
A guy goes into a bar in Washington DC where there... (
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It was funnier in the original German after the war. (WW2? Hitler? You know 'the olden days'?)
dennis2146 wrote:
A guy goes into a bar in Washington DC where there is a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy replies: "Whisky."
The robot brings back his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.
The robot asks, "What's your drink?"
The guy answers: "Whisky."
The robot returns with his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "100."
The robot talks about NASCAR, Budweiser and the NHL.
The man finishes his drink, and leaves, but is so interested in his "experiment" that he decides to try again.
He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink.
The man replies: "Whisky."
The robot brings the drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man answers, "50."
The robot leans in real close and slowly asks, "So . . . are . . . you . . . people . . . still . . . happy . . . with . . . Biden?”
Dennis
A guy goes into a bar in Washington DC where there... (
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Remember when Trump said, 8 years ago in Nevada, "I love the poorly educated?" Shoots your joke to hell.
National Park wrote:
Remember when Trump said, 8 years ago in Nevada, "I love the poorly educated?" Shoots your joke to hell.
Here we go AGAIN folks.
It was a JOKE. Lighten up Dude.
Dennis
I guess the Left forgets all too easily about Hillary’s Basket of Deplorables meaning half of America.
It is late and I forget Obama’s line about Conservatives.
How amazing the Left cheers on that Moronic bullshit from their leaders but gets in an uproar at Conservative comments.
Dennis
dennis2146 wrote:
I guess the Left forgets all too easily about Hillary’s Basket of Deplorables meaning half of America.
It is late and I forget Obama’s line about Conservatives.
How amazing the Left cheers on that Moronic bullshit from their leaders but gets in an uproar at Conservative comments.
Dennis
No ... not half of the US. Be accurate MAGA. Hillary's ratbag of deplorables was half of the GOPers. Big difference Chief.
Texcaster wrote:
No ... not half of the US. Be accurate MAGA. Hillary's ratbag of deplorables was half of the GOPers. Big difference Chief.
But of course Hillary has always been full of shit. Still a F’d Up comment from anyone wanting to be elected. Nothing like the Left Wingers to create division huh? Nothing like you to beat her drum.
Dennis
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But of course, Hillary has always been full of shit.
Dennis
You and Hillary should have been soulmates.
[quote=Kraken]
dennis2146 wrote:
But of course, Hillary has always been full of shit.
Dennis
You and Hillary should have been soulmates.
As you on the Left should be Shitmates with all other lying corrupt Left Wingers.
Dennis
dennis2146 wrote:
As you on the Left should be Shitmates with all other lying corrupt Left Wingers.
Dennis
You should get this book, you really need it.
Kraken wrote:
You should get this book, you really need it.
Bullshit!!! Thanks but I don't need any help in accurately describing you on the lying corrupt Left Wing who are proud of your consistent and constant anti American comments/lies while pushing your agenda toward a Democratic Socialist America. My ONLY limitation is Admin who does a pretty good job as is to control the maniacal idiotic comments from your side of the aisle.
Dennis
dennis2146 wrote:
Bullshit!!! Thanks but I don't need any help in accurately describing you on the lying corrupt Left Wing who are proud of your consistent and constant anti American comments/lies while pushing your agenda toward a Democratic Socialist America. My ONLY limitation is Admin who does a pretty good job as is to control the maniacal idiotic comments from your side of the aisle.
Dennis
There you go again, get the book and get a copy for Rac.
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