jerryc41 wrote:
"Thank You to Everyone Who Came to Our Eclipse Party and Shared This Special Experience with Us!"
"For those of you who did not choose to wear the recommended eye protection, we have a limited number of white canes available for purchase. We are also accepting applications for seeing-eye dogs."
The first paragraph was posted by a local library. I hope it's obvious that the second paragraph is not at all serious and was just made up on the spot. 😋
It's obviously the second paragraph isn't read by the supposedly intended audience.