Frank T Loc: New York, NY

Here are the eight "Rather You Didn'ts" that are the guiding principles of Pastafarianism.
I believe the Christian Right should probably adopt them, as they are much kinder than whatever the hell they're using now.

1. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Act Like A Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don’t Believe In Me, That’s Okay. Really, I’m Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn’t About Them So Don’t Change The Subject.

2. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don’t Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.

3. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This Through You Thick Heads: Woman=Person, Man=Person. Samey-Samey. One is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We’re Talking About Fashion And I’m Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal And Fuchsia.

4. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off The TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.

5. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B*******.

6. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Build multi million-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/ Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick): A. Ending Poverty B. Curing Diseases C. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable. I Might Be A Complex Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM The Creator.

7. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Go around Telling People I Talk To you. You’re Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can’t You Take A Hint?

8. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses Alot Of Leather/Lubrication/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear A CONDOM! Honestly It’s A Piece Of Rubber, If I Didn’t Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.

Watash

[quote=Frank T]Here are the eight "Rather You Didn'ts" that are the guiding principles of Pastafarianism.
I believe the Christian Right should probably adopt them, as they are much kinder than whatever the hell they're using now.

1. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Act Like A Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don’t Believe In Me, That’s Okay. Really, I’m Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn’t About Them So Don’t Change The Subject.

2. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don’t Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.

3. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This Through You Thick Heads: Woman=Person, Man=Person. Samey-Samey. One is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We’re Talking About Fashion And I’m Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal And Fuchsia.

4. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off The TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.

5. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B*******.

6. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Build multi million-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/ Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick): A. Ending Poverty B. Curing Diseases C. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable. I Might Be A Complex Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM The Creator.

7. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Go around Telling People I Talk To you. You’re Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can’t You Take A Hint?

8. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses Alot Of Leather/Lubrication/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear A CONDOM! Honestly It’s A Piece Of Rubber, If I Didn’t Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.[

Do you and Crack live in neighboring caves on that planet far far away or live together in the same cave?
I would guess the same cave, so you two can snuggle.

Frank T Loc: New York, NY

Watoosh?
Is that Republican for idjit?
It should be.
BTW are you and Dennis2146 lovers?
It seams like you are.

Watash

Wa-"toosh"? You must be thinking about the part on Crack you snuggle up too.

Kraken Loc: Barry's Bay

dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho

Well little francine you seem to have outdone yourself in your reach for not having a clue today. Congratulations on another piss poor submission that makes you shine like a FOOL.

Oh! The correct word for those who can read and write properly is, SEEMS, not SEAMS, as you have submitted.
Who did the post for you? Was it little denny, maybe karen krackhead?

Here is another clue for you. Pay attention now. Just because two people agree does not make them lovers. If that was true then you would be the lover of numerous Left Wing lying corrupt members here.

Dennis

Frank T Loc: New York, NY

I truly feel bad for you.
Not insulting you, just expressing how sad I am that you have to live your life the way you do.
Try loving thy neighbor. I know that's something Christians hate to do, but it would make you happier in the long run.
Perhaps group therapy would be a good start.
May the invisible man that lives in the sky bless you.

Effate Loc: El Dorado Hills, Ca.

Thank you, no need for any neuroplasticity exercises as one can just treat this as an exercise in upper/lower case and punctuation correction.

dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho

And yet AGAIN the Attic FOOL speaks of things he knows nothing about in order to impress her Left Wing associates.
Your biggest mistake other than speaking at all is posting, loving thy neighbor is something Christians hate to do. Now what the hell would you know about Christians? Your post indicates anything but kind and decent Christian neighborly love. You personally exude nothing but hatred for anybody who does not toe the anti American line of pushing the Democratic Socialist agenda to bring America down. That is YOU through and through. You are a liar and definitely corrupt in your thought processes. I am not being insulting either, just telling you the truth. Someone should have told you that same truth years ago.

Dennis

Frank T Loc: New York, NY

Poor baby.
You are such a sad case.
Get well soon.

Triple G

You are quick to cast stones! That's not Christ-like. WWJD?

dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho

I suspect Jesus would pray for little francine in hopes he might get over this mental health problem she suffers from. It makes her look and act like a crazy woman.

You are not a Christian. How the hell would you know anything about being Christ like?

Dennis

Triple G

As usual, you don't know The Truth nor The Way!

Kraken Loc: Barry's Bay

The Way, I love that song.

dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho

And as per your personal usual ignorance you try to take control of others. Truth is what I have going with my God in Heaven is my personal business. As I have said quite strongly in the past I am a child of God and Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior. My Christianity is through only them. Your Big and constantly running mouth has no place in my business of any type.

Not even a nice try but it sure as shit makes you play the FOOL. That is quite common the lying corrupt Left isn't it? You display yours right out in the open.

Dennis